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Geez!

To all his fellow ICE, DoJ and Homeland Security coworkers

Don't worry, all the deeply closeted trumpanzees sent him unsolicited photos of their weewees

As part of the insurrection or was he just a nudest before he settled down

Apple Photos is a fucking plant 😒

Unfortunately he was looking for, to do, some "hard" time in and out of jail. However, as it turns out Dumb'old Tramp will make anybody go flaccid.

Smearing feces on the walls no doubt

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I'm always curious if the people in these photos know what's being put under their pictures and what they think. I know the "worst person you know" was a stock photo guy that had no idea but I don't know if they changed how they do it now or have staff pose for photos or what

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My first thought also!

too bad he can't be reminded all the way to prison.

The phone’s face recognition identified that steaming pile of shit as marco rubio.

Hello everyone can we be friends Send me a direct message

This dude was definitely the scatter.

Pardon Me?

He must be the one who took a dump.

When your apple account reminds you what you were doing five years ago with a "Looking back at memories." notification.

And then the drugs wore off.

Why was he nude id a Capital One building? Was he trying to cum on all the bullshit Capitalist?

It's like this guy and those staffers who filmed a p0rn that one time.

The photo is objectively perfect.

LOL

Looks like a small Shih Tzu comin' from behind his head.

And if you need a little levity today in the form of truth-snark, here you go: www.dailykos.com/stories/2026...

And defecating

Love that face.

To be fair, is there anyone here that wouldn't relish the opportunity to dook on Pelosi's desk?