Couth

Craigslist, missed connections: It was the corner of 1st and Main, we almost crashed into each other on our bikes. Would you like to try again?

It's the most wonderful time of the year.

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Here is my entry for #coffeewithiris

My goal for 2027 is to get the bird, bug and skull emojis to be bigger. 🐦‍⬛🪲💀 @leela-after-dark.bsky.social 's generator

Doing a media check and it turns out my 9yo is watching fishing videos and furniture restoration.

“i'm a top" "i'm a bottom” Yeah, that’s how a horse costume works pal

Mom this is called a finger and we do not like it. -4yo handing me a butterfinger with two bites out of it.

Sexy Ms. Rachel

Done with this piece! Pattern is from Aliton Embroidery #CrossStitch

Being weird and different is normal.

There are two wolves inside me and they and they are both extremely food motivated

One of my 4yos ate pasta and chicken nuggets for dinner. The other ate 2 bananas and a handful of pepperoni.

I finished a book this year! It was not this one.

becoming a sovereign citizen type except instead of their beliefs I simply think the Macbeth principal should be applied to the US Constitution; that is to say, the framers when they said "natural born citizen" were actually saying "not delivered by c-section"

Trying to teach my 4yo what a mnemonic was and this is the only one I could think of.

republicans are like “protect the children! (terms and conditions apply)”

This would be my dream campaign

"Mom, we aren't allowed to say 'what the heck' or 'fuck' at school." -4yo

Oh I'm out of pocket? I wear women's clothes; I don't have any pockets.

The boys I meet are not refined They do not give a shit for wit

My desire to know secrets is always in conflict with my complete disinterest in keeping secrets.

I went to a geology conference and all i got was this dirt.

I saw a Toyota Corolla with the license plate you can only put on historical vehicles.

Sometimes my sweaters bioaccumulate in my car.

One of the four year olds is a Victorian child in that he asked for a bag of ripe pears for Christmas.

Post an image of a hand written note. My kid drew this a few years ago.

We have, over time, trained our kids to be better and better at throwing tantrums. And by better I mean worse.

We invented a watch party, where me and my kids turn the light off and then all hit the "glow" function on each of our watches.

I haven’t been following the discourse too closely but I basically agree that GLP-1s are conscious

I use two factor authentication with the homies. Hugging, and kissing

In order to play the motif 840 times in succession, it would be advisable to prepare oneself beforehand, and in the deepest silence, by serious immobilities.

My friend when I start singing the Boundaries song while I work.

I *almost* forget who I wanted to dress up as this Halloween.

Exercising my demons by bringing them to the demon park where they can play with your demons

My cheese drawer is full. Please respond.

One of the neighborhood kids is coming up with new and innovative greeting cards.

Chicks rock