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I wish this was satire...

The #Washington democrat party is dead.

X & Facebook try to silence me. They support the Trump regime. Thousands of decent human beings are silenced. They won’t succeed, we will win and justice will be done. RIP Alex Pretti.

lol ouch

FUCK JEFFRIES. FUCKING BUM.

Doesn’t sound like satire but it sure gets the point across

Basically.

C’mon Onion! Satire. This is supposed to be SATIRE!

Is there a Parlay betting section for what's going to happen to Republicans after the midterms?

"Proper Warrants"?!?! 😂 Dems have lost their spines and their balls.

Somebody can be expecting a strongly worded letter!

The Democratic Party official motto - what else you gonna do?

OMG, this could lead to a strongly worded letter!

Onion's had to go even darker lately to separate itself from the ludicrous surreality of recent news. It's like current events and satire are continuously trying to one-up each other.

Smdh

That’s beautiful

Condemn is a little too strong

Live reenaction of an onion article. Or dril. Or in this case, democrats. Bravo.

Great post big dog

Our Dem Congress should be physically showing up to demonstrations. Especially in Minnesota. Quit with the performative gestures. Going to detention centers just to say they won’t let you in. Get out in the streets and prove the First Amendment is still alive. I bet John Lewis would be out there.

Oh, no. More finger waving.

I still and yet again every time find it exhaustingly sad that satire can no longer be more over the top or deranged than reality. Still, keep up the good work you people! 💪

😂 why is the satire a documentary? 

How do we know they don't have SECRET WARRANTS signed by Kristi Noem, Pam Bondi, and/or Stephen Miller?

They don't necessarily mind the extrajudicial killing, just the "extra" part...

Good one, but no Democrate leader has called it murder.

No need to be rude, there are children on this site

Hakeem Jeffries should immediately call for discharge petitions for existing bills requiring ICE warrants, no masks, & body cams. There's widespread public, Democratic & Independent support, with some Republican support too. This could snowball just like the Epstein and ACA discharge petitions.

Or makes you cry

lol

We may not be able to immediately eliminate ICE, eliminating all enforcement without a judicial warrant at minimum would still be a good first step. That would eliminate this random enforcement.

God it’s just a little too on the nose, it makes me wanna cry

In case you haven’t noticed our whole fucking way of democratic life in the U.S. is gone

There's probably other stuff that'd be good too like more supreme court judges and term limits for them. Maybe supreme court judges, the president, governors, and representatives could be impeached by voters through a special election if turnout was high enough and a majority was reached.

That is an awfully large assumption you are making IF you understand the principles of Socialism, then YOU also understand how it takes more than one person to effect change in legislation. That would also require a certain finesse in how you communicate, as there would need to be compromise

It was a joke A bit of levity to help cope with current situations

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