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“Oh! Uh, hey there, we were just taking a look at Paul’s First Epistle to the Corinthians and didn’t hear you knocking,” Danish skier Christian Borgnæs said

theonion.comAthletes In Raucous Olympic Village Fuckfest Fake Having Bible Study As Curlers Enter RoomMILAN—Rushing around the dormitory in order to conceal evidence of their recent activity, the dozens of athletes engaging in a raucous Olympic Village fuckfest Thursday were reportedly forced to fake ...

20/2/26, 1:00 am75 reposts1K likes

Kimiki

@kimifw.bsky.social

20 Feb

I'm the only one seeing this? bsky.app/profile/theo...

The Onion@theonion.com

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johndoe 🇺🇦

@beitz.bsky.social

20 Feb

still undefeated.

gomijacogeo.bsky.social

@gomijacogeo.bsky.social

20 Feb

Clearly you've never seen the Italian mixed doubles team.

Dunring

@dunring.com

20 Feb

It always happens when you get to the begats in Exodus.

Schteve H.

@schteveh.bsky.social

20 Feb

You'll never get a better fingering than one by a curler.

Average Rando (not) on twitter

@averagerando.bsky.social

20 Feb

This is the kind of topical comment I came for. Pun intended.

Hally

@hally49.bsky.social

20 Feb

While most athletes having sex in Olympic Village, curlers still fingering.

R. Wm. "Ruedii" 🦊🐧 🥖🔞

@rwruedii.bsky.social

20 Feb

I misread this and thought it said "Fuckfest Fake" as in fake porn video.

Joe

@caballojoe.bsky.social

20 Feb

If you said all the other athletes walked on in the Curlers having a kegger and the curlers pretended to be having an orgy to cover it up, I would have believed it. Broom-stacking ain't about stacking brooms.