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Doing missionary studies now are they?

Ok, broomer

This is very specific humor and I applaud 👏🏼 I want to make a finger joke, but I think it would be going over the (hog) line…so I’ll keep it to myself

Curlers raw dawg, my guy.

If only the United Nations would adopt a policy of furniture breaking, porn style sex with other nations. We could finally have world peace.

walking into the bedroom like

What makes you so sure the curlers wouldn't be into it?

Always getting their rocks off.

Clearly written by someone who has never known the delicate touch of a curler

It’s been a minute since I genuinely laughed out loud. This did it. Thanks! 😂

I don't know, maybe they're just scared of the curlers. They keep yelling, "HARD!" all the time.

Rare Onion L, curlers definitely fuck.

Is it because they insist on involving the stone during the orgy?

Its cause of the pressure, they yell at you go get hard in a hurry

Imagine being so dumb you thought the joke was about age or looks.

Like can you tell me with a straight face that cross-country skiing is cooler than curling?

You take curling far too seriously to be a part of it. We’re dorks. It’s a silly sport. That’s part of what makes it fun.

The Curlers are all beautiful <3 And they wear makeup during their games too lol

Hey now, curlers need to get their rocks off too.

We were just... reenacting the story of Adam and Eve which explains the snake...

Not sure there was really any need to use an image of Yoshimura for this?

Curlers can always hit The Spot though

I wonder how the athletes worked around the anti-sex bedroom furniture in Paris.....allegedly the "beds" were made out of cardboard, which is insane, because this is France, alleged sex masters of Europe.