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Ah, I see what you did there... 🧅

Sick perverts 🤮

Dayum!

What a bad photoshop!

YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE SATIRE.

chef's kiss

“Its just awful what is happening to these poor billionaires “ -trump

Things I’d rather do than watch a decrepit old man spew nonsense for 2 hours… colonoscopy prep. LFG

The ultimate 'I'm a victim too' move. Guess that's one way to deflect accountability.

People like Epstein cannot do what they do without their support circles, the Maxwell's, the "fixers", the witness intimidators. Unscrupulous characters who would destroy whole communities without a second thought to anything but their own personal gain. bsky.app/profile/comm...

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honestly at this point The Onion is just a preview of the week ahead

We just assumed it was the entire side of the room and stage.

Billionaires Lives Matter

I bet there's a lot more Epstein clients in that audience than we know about.

Priceless!

💯🚨😈

Ex Norwegian PM committs suicide! www.facebook.com/share/r/1BCD...

A mural titled 'Island Boys' by Australian artist Scott Marsh is seen in Newtown on February 24 in Sydney, Australia. The mural features Jeffrey Epstein alongside Trump, Bill Gates, Andrew Mountbatten-Windsor, Bill Clinton and Ghislaine Maxwell among others (Lisa Maree Williams/Getty 📸)

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Man, Elon's haircut isn't doing him any favors as far as distancing him from the fuckin' Nazi party goes...

Great to know that whole pedophiles running the world thing was just a conspiracy theory... storage.courtlistener.com/recap/gov.us...

Key suspects of this Heartbreak are Donald Trump, Jared Saw Boy Kushner and Enablers. If it fits like a glove, investigate. askcoti.com/dash And you will not be surprised to see how often the culprits point fingers to scapegoat innocent people.

Oof!

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Mocking the victims. The ultimate-NAH NAH NAH sticking out his tongue to taunt them.

This is supposed to be a parody not real life.

Can The Onion seriously think of Epstein's pedophilic fellow travelers as victims of anything other than their own libidinal sociopathy or have the editors wandered blindly into a satirical box canyon? The only DC building that should welcome the Epstein miscreants is a correctional facility.

Take a minute to make a difference. SHARE and spread the word. mdavis19881.substack.com/p/lets-put-p...

Is there Arne Duncan news I missed or is he just out here catching strays?

Pedo POTUS.

Let's GO!!!

The Onion always incisive SLAYS

Trump’s DOJ removed this photo from the Epstein Files. Trump’s own Commerce Secretary, Howard Lutnick, on Epstein Island. The man on the right believed to be Michael Lehrman. The 2 young men on the left are likely his & Lutnick’s sons. This raises serious questions about what else is being hidden.

Trump’s secretary of Commerce too!

Think of their poor margin calls!

Oh damn I didnt know. I thought they got the former prince Andrew yesterday

I hate that I LOL'ed at this.

Guys. Holy shit.

Won’t someone please think of the billionaires?

#ReleaseALLtheUnredactedEpsteinFiles #JusticefortheVictims #DemandAccountability #PervertsandPedos

GUESS WHO ISNT IN THE FILES

WTH, Bill?

The irony is sure to trickle down

THE BANKERS 2/2 Sexually suggestive Jes - James Edward Staley sued by banks for Epstein exposure. Paul Morris and The Butterfly Trust processed $2.65M 2014–2018 to victims/coconspirators with Charles Packard JPMorgan Chase processed over $1.1 billion for Epstein from 1998–2013 in loans, and cash

I know Musk was there, but Gates too?