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this is a professional account now so I'm going to have to get rid of the pinned threat to murder anyone who unfollows this account. But just so you know, it lives on in my heart

shout out to the inventors of "beer". who'd never have thought so many around the world would still be appreciating a cold one 5000 years later

I want a social media that is completely immutable, no edit, no delete, no unfollow. If you post a thing, that's yours forever. Ride or die. And if you post something that's been posted before, it instead reposts the original post and you can't remove it.. whoever it's from

People who respond to full-frontal male nudity in movies with something like "ummm was the penis necessary? why was there penis?" crack me up. The penis was crucial to the plot. You didn't get it.

Reminded today of this all-timer from the early days of The Internet

the enjoyment you get out of museli will largely correlate to with your enjoyment of raisins

I'd love to know how much of this is actually the Iran War versus bosses saying "AI will replace you" as a threat to suppress wages.

in an alternate universe where storefront space remained cheap and wealthy people were taxed at a sane rate this man is a moderately successful trading card game store manager and outside the handful of shop regulars he subjects to his petty tyrannies he's leaving everyone else well enough alone

bowling club #glitchart

One of those quotes you know you’ll see again and in an unexpected way!

Sad news for cinephiles: Tilly Norwood has been killed in a Ukrainian drone strike.

Jerry, it just means Saturn's a bad influence. It's just particularly... bad influence now, because it's in retrograde.

I think a shocking number of our major societal problems would vanish overnight if you could magically pull the plug on the X platform and Meta, both of which are carefully designed to turn people into the worst version of themselves.

In C23 variables have pronouns and misgendering is undefined behavior. And no you can't just always use they, smartass. It literally won't compile

really wish every journalist speaking a word on the Man City charges understood what a compounding advantage is. It's the bare minimum

And interior:

Australopithecus 3 million years ago:

If you are still on twitter, what are you more excited to be promoting and funding? Russia? Attacks on democracy? Transphobia? Anti-trans/liberal ads? White nationalism? I mean... I know you don't have a choice, so what's your favorite? You are helping at least one of them come true...

when a bird gets in your house through the chimney it must seem like a portal to another dimension. it's Sliders for them basically. if that bird understood english you would have a frame of reference through which you could explain to it what Sliders is about

(when media I like displays harmful stereotypes): not everything is an endorsement, it's more nuanced than that (when media I dislike displays harmful stereotypes): I was fucking right about this

another example of convergent evolution

ceo of burger king: our burgers have gone rogue again and infected people with e coli

Just deleted 500 work emails without reading them and I’ve never felt more alive.

Anthropic is out with new nonsense about Claude (or the collection of models called Claude) deserving moral consideration and/or be able to feel distress, so my inbox is filling up with journos asking me to comment. I've also got a day job, so here is a brief set of public comments on this: >>

never share your Deliveroo pin with anyone!!

You'll never guess where this goes

make sourdough that tastes like tangfastics you cowards

I don't know what The Traitors is or are, and have no intention of ever learning. All I know is it seems to be some-kind of wankery. This will be my last post on the matter

the first 24-48hrs are critical for finding Waldo

the secret ingredient is salt

It’s odd to be an American speaker at #disinfo2026 after the US government has pressured its allies to drop support … while I’d conservatively say half of what I’ve heard on panels concerns *Russian* disinformation 🤔 www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

brb going back it time to kill baby "whoever thought notifications were a good idea"

you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

[trent reznor] (ordering Italian for the first time): what's this pasta "al dente"? [waiter]: you want your pasta, it means.. "to the tooth" [trent]: with teeth???!

just watched The Terminator and Terminator 2 for the first time since I was a child, and as a long term believer that T1 was the superior movie. I'm not yet ready to entirely reappraise that, I will say, T2 does hold up. There's more to it than I remember

He probably thinks this award is about him.

Just saw someone say their AI runs their fantasy football team and I can’t stop laughing. Like, I’m sure everyone’s doing it or something but it’s very funny to me that pretending to be a team manager was so hard that you needed to pretend to pretend to be a team manager

credit where it's due; the only youtuber who passes this is @anyaustin.bsky.social and here is the evidence www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bepl...

I feel like mushrooms should have to explain themselves

big Nolan fan, he's an..