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I have not swallowed Scottie Scheffler. Shai Hulud

How many degenerates saw this and got horny

Take the one-stroke penalty and just keep playing, for pete's sake.

Again?

Subwoofers are the number one cause of sandworm attacks.

I would consider watching golf if this was a possibility.

I want to know what happens when the sandworm meets the World’s Biggest Ball of String. It will be like Trivial Godzilla Meets King Kong.

It’s definitely the most exciting thing to happen on a golf course in history. When I see it on tv, they play funeral music for Christian boomers when they break for a commercial. I often think that golf is for people that barely have a pulse.

Spicy.

*light piano music in the background* Jim Nantz (softly): "and that certainly hurts his chances for the green jacket"

Should've walked without rhythm through Amen Corner. Classic mistake.

The spice must flow

😂 Cease and desist letter coming in 3, 2,...

Tsk tsk didn't walk without rhythm

🤣

If only! If rich old men chose to play a game where they might die each game over personal bragging rights, I would become a fan.

“Allow me to introduce you to Ceti Alpha V’s only remaining… indigenous… life form.”

Not like he was going to catch Rory anyways, but still, sad

Lisan al-G'olf

Missed an opportunity to write "Feyd"

Praying one of these shows up in West Palm Beach, Juniper, Westchester, Bedminster, or Potomac Falls

The sandworms are the only thing that make golf watchable.

Well that’s inconvenient.

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May his passage cleanse the world.

D’une!