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...and here.......we have...a duck. It's not an ordinary duck. But....there aren't any....ordinary ducks.

No Sir David McDavid Face would be very amused.

I'd watch it! That man is a treasure. 😂

Happy 100th to the GOAT!

David Attenborough explains why Australia is not real and kangaroos don’t exist.

And still nominated for an Emmy for the sheer poetry.

David & Goliath in a single person at 100yrs www.theguardian.com/tv-and-radio...

And he fucking nailed it

His name is Naturalist McNaturalistFace.

hey @banditelli.org HAS THIS EVER HAPPENED TO YOU

Happy 100th!

Oh dear, I fear for your safety. I've seen what happened to people like you in the Scary Movie. You better wear kevlar vest in the movie theater.

David when somebody tells him they’re a huge fan of his work and asks him to say “Welcome to Jurassic Park” for the eighth time today.

My husband just saw a plastic bag stuck in the reeds and told me it was an egret. I'll tell him this is real to help him get over his embarrassment. I'll wait until tomorrow, though because it was pretty funny.

I once saw a security guard at work staring at an owl decoy. 🎓 a real scholar.

He can die happy now... An Onion tribute.

He could read the phone book and it would still be a truly wonderful experience.

My brother made a decoy duck into a remote control boat to which a child spent 5 minutes giving bread before being told and disappointed.

Happy birthday, you legend!!

and that's when we find out that all of us have been mispronouncing "decoy" for our entire lives

Happy 100 bday to Sir David Attenborough!

How very dare they take the mick out of Sir David. Still love him and everything he has taught the world.

My mother spent an afternoon admiring the ducks in a pond on our farm. My father gleefully informed her at dinner that she had been watching decoys. Poor woman got duck gag gifts for the rest of her life.