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And they will only allow shows with women beating the crap out of men, when the man looks like could be Muslim. That's how Hollywood rolls.

That blows

Alice Doesn't Live Here Anymore.

As Ted Lieu once said to Brendan Carr...

Carr’s wife was Chief Counsel to Rep McCarthy. She now works for Palantir.

I cant tell if this is satire or not

LOL I wouldn't put it past them 🤭

Was scrolling to see if someone tagged him, well done

or unmarried daughter over the age of 19

FCC is requiring broadcasters to edit "Sound of Music" so the Nazis win this time

In plain sight. They want total control over women, who they see as chattels.

Only a matter of time 😜

Don’t give them any ideas! 😉

You kid now but shit like this is what this nut job will do for real

I'm stumped.... True? 😜

Unfortunately, this isn't as strange as the truth.

Good they will go after fellow idiots.

Next they’ll be taking Mary Tyler Moore into custody.

This "funny" headline SHOULD open people's eyes as to how ridiculous the situation is. But the eyes that need to see are asleep, and closed.

These kids will have to watch reruns of leave it to beaver and then they’ll understand Gen X’s angst

The FCC should have Candice Bergen put in chains and made to answer for her crimes, just like how the Mossad hunts down 90 year old Nazis.

And, they'll be bringing back "The Help" soon..... ⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️⛓️

He's obviously starting with journalists.

You'll probably guess which of these two is the older!

I had to check to see if it was real or not.

🤣🤣Pepa Pig will be cancelled because Mama Pig is smarter than Dady Pig😁

Even though this is making light of it but we all expect it to be true and possible

Some sort of weird American joke?

Had to look twice . Could be true knowing this fools in charge ..

Don’t give them any ideas!

Any minute now this administration will make that real.

For a second...I thought this was a legit headline. Sad for the times we are in.

🏆🏆🏆

It’s increasingly difficult to disbelieve Onion headlines

They're trying to label LGBTQ+ characters with disclaimers. We have no doubt they'll do the same with independent women.

It's so bad. They want intelligent, accomplished wives, who only want to stay home and have babies.

Lock him up

So all we can see is real housewives now? Fml

Don't give them ideas!!!!!!

Omg!!!!!!

subversive!

Of course they are… 🤦🏻‍♀️🤷🏻‍♀️

Housewife's of the repressive 19th, 20th, and beyond centuries advocating for what should have been an open avenue to their hopes, dreams, and humanities path to an acknowledgement of primal equivalent existence.

😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

BY CHOICE!!! 😡

What's the statute of limitations on this? I'm worried about Who's the Boss!

Hey I thought it was serious.

If they had a fallback, they could do something else. I assume that the point of trad wife is not to have a fallback, but to stay with trad hubby or die.

Gleischaltung

No words. Someone throw a drink on this guy if you see him in a restaurant.

Reality is just as bad as satire now

Satire is just so hard to come by these days.

This just in, notorious satirical outlet 'The Onion' has not released anything but true news since the start of Trump 2. Critics saying The Onion's articles have "lost their edge" due to their lack of hard-to-believe subjects. /j

Guess all those moms working business shows should quit and go take care of their kids,?

Another reason this whole administration has to go.....

Surprised The Onion is still around with the line blurred. They will find a way to sue them for bias too. The Onion has tried to lampoon the left, it’s just Republicans think whatever the Onion says is true.

So perfect, keep up the good work.

You sure this is satire?

Is it sad that in the world we live in now I read the title of the article and actually did not doubt its validity one bit? By the time I saw this was created by the Onion I was more shocked that it was satire. If this became real tomorrow I honestly would not be surprised in the least. :(

LOL Didn't see The Onion, first thought was "WTF??" and "of course they would"

No doubt!

Is that Trey Gowdy?

Sometimes I read The Onion headlines and I’m convinced they are true! Then I remember “it’s The Onion”

I know this is suppose to be funny, but sometimes I worry that "they" are reading The Onion and using it as a guideline! Stop giving them anymore ideas!!

...and the FCC chair is investigating any mother who is breastfeeding her infant on air or irl public. He was last seen yelling "Female breasts are there for the sole purpose of pleasuring men"

Don't give them any ideas!

If they want more SAHMs maybe start by making it econmically viable.

Here we go again 🤗

And gawd have mercy on any walking incubators caught wearing shoes.

Oh FFS. What the heck is wrong with this guy?

1) flamethrower would be better 2) I've been waiting for a long time for a bunch of Trumpies to get their Burke moments.

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Is this parody? S/

Brilliant!

I’m nervous that there’s someone at Heritage whose job it is to read the Onion with a highlighter, “and there’s another great idea!”

I haven't checked, but this sounds like Project 2025.

Stop giving them ideas.

Ya know it's gotten bad when I almost believed this headline 🙄

I don't think this is satire anymore. It's more like... futurism? This post is a Kalshi bet.

GOP demands no equality for women. No equal rights for anyone other than white racist assholes they are.

... Feel too real. T_T I had to triple check who posted it.

😂😂😂 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼

But she’s a single mom who works too hard! She loves her kids and stops!