Eric Thee Colt

Eric Thee Colt@ericblanchard.bsky.social

It’s a shame RFK Jr will never get the biggest loser in American history award. He just came up in the wrong era. 

Paul "Bismillah c'est les ténèbres" Cohen@paulecohen.bsky.social

dude, you got yourself kicked out of two boarding schools, your Harvard application is rumored to have consisted of two words - "Harvard" and "Kennedy" -, your peers there say you were a dealer in college, your roommate reportedly wrote your senior thesis for you, and you failed the NY bar twice

Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social

Trump: Most people are demanding sunlight. I happen to like sun in the afternoon. I don't need it really in the morning

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump on DC: "One of my top people got killed waiting for his wife to come out of an office building, bring her home. And this guy comes up and wants the car and shoots him right through the head. Dead."

𝕊𝕦𝕟𝕕𝕒𝕖 𝔾𝕦𝕣𝕝@sundaedivine.lol

The Cheesecake Factory is a sociology experiment with unlimited bread.

Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social

This take is so funny. Imagine thinking that people in other countries were not invested in the American Revolution or the French Revolution.

Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social

Trump is heckled for a third time at his speech in Mississippi: "SHOVE THAT BALLROOM UP YOUR FAT ASS!!"

Jeff (Hot Type) Jarvis@jeffjarvis.bsky.social

Billionaires, too. And maybe some chickenshit law firms and universities. Powerful executives cozied up to Trump. Now they fear a reckoning. www.washingtonpost.com/technology/2...

washingtonpost.comPowerful executives cozied up to Trump. Now they fear a reckoning.Firms that aligned with the president are preparing for a political pendulum swing — and a potential barrage of investigations.

Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social

Trump: I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss. Stand up.

Headquarters@headquartersnews.bsky.social

Trump: I looked at one hell of a beautiful ass before, Nicki Minaj. That's hard to miss. Stand up.

Jo Wolff@jowolff.bsky.social

Incredible gender difference in voting intention in Brazil.

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "While oil prices are temporarily high ... the United States oil and gas business is making hundreds of billions of dollars"

Eric Thee Colt@ericblanchard.bsky.social

Here’s New York Timesees for “corrupt and illegal in a national security threatening way”: “unorthodox, opaque mixture of deal-making and high-stakes diplomacy that has defined Mr. Trump’s attempts to end Europe’s bloodiest conflict since World War II.” www.nytimes.com/2026/10/23/u...

nytimes.comIn U.S. Gas Talks With Kremlin, Hidden Financing for Alaska Project EmergesInterviews and documents show a Russian energy giant secretly funded a U.S. firm. The deal has been discussed in talks to end the war in Ukraine.

Eric Thee Colt@ericblanchard.bsky.social

Guys he misspoke: his uncle invented gaydar!! 

Charles Johnson@charles.littlegreenfootballs.com

We’re seeing a constant stream of mainstream media articles about MAGA cult members changing their views because they’re personally getting hurt by this criminal administration, and it’s difficult to express how little sympathy I have for them.

Holly Brewer@earlymodjustice.bsky.social

“Several conservative organizations …— including the Heritage Foundation and American Moment — have pressed White House counsel to either prepare pardons or put in place funding for the legal fees necessary to defend junior staffers from criminal and congressional probes or potential lawsuits.”

washingtonsun.comWhite House Is Weighing Mass Pardons for Junior StaffConservative groups influential with the Trump administration have pressed for the preemptive acts of clemency.

Adam Serwer@adamserwer.bsky.social

Look you can say whatever horrible racist shit you want. But I draw the line at making fun of my favorite chain restaurant bsky.app/profile/mari...

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "My uncle invented radar! Can you believe it?"

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

"It's great to have the pope's support" -- Melania pretends that she, and not the Vatican, negotiated a limited ceasefire in Ukraine "She's doing better than the professionals," Trump says

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social

The Daily Show’s Jordan Klepper is questioning Trumpanzees about the definition of socialism and exposing their hypocrisy.

Eric Thee Colt@ericblanchard.bsky.social

Jacob Weisberg's 2026 book Profiles in Cowardice has a section on Stephen Schwarzman, the billionaire asswipe, that will make you weep for now-authoritarian America and its inability to hold rich people accountable.

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social

In all fairness, you can’t expect a pedo to condemn another pedo.

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social

You couldn’t make this up if you tried. Trump called Google Maps and asked if they could handle a name change for the Atlantic. Google Maps responded, “No, no, no. This time, I’m not doing it. Oceans are different, as they border a lot of countries.” www.theguardian.com/us-news/2026...

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "You know, the first question -- they have a lion, a snake, a giraffe, and a bear. And they say 'which is the snake?' ... by the time you get to number five a lot of people are left out on the road ... I get no credit for it."

ProPublica@propublica.org

NEW: A bird flu outbreak has been raging uncontrolled on a Utah mink farm for two months. Flu experts fear it could spark a devastating human pandemic. But officials haven’t acted — instead prioritizing the financial interests of the fur trade.

propublica.orgBird Flu Is Raging on a Mink Farm. It Could Spark a Human Pandemic, Experts Say, but Officials Won’t Act.Federal officials brushed off the issue as Utah prioritized the fur industry’s interests. Little has been done to stop the spread of the virus and ensure it can’t spread to humans, a failure that expe...

Don Moynihan@donmoyn.bsky.social

This would be the most any person has donated in any election cycle. And #2 is also Musk, in 2024.

Amy Feldman@amyfeldman7.bsky.social

*NEW* Colossal Biosciences’ Ben Lamm and Anduril’s Palmer Luckey team up on a new startup to genetically engineer war dogs for the military. Warhound comes out of stealth at $1.2B valuation For @forbes.com with @iainmartin.bsky.social and @mhunterhart.bsky.social www.forbes.com/sites/amyfel...

forbes.comBillionaires Palmer Luckey And Ben Lamm Spin Up Startup To Genetically Engineer Military DogsBen Lamm of de-extinction startup Colossal has teamed up with Palmer Luckey’s team at Anduril to create a dog that’s optimized for military use. The new “warhounds” will be cloned and gene edited.

Hoodlum 🇺🇸@nothoodlum.bsky.social

Jared Kushner’s hacked iPhone revealed he promised MBS and MBZ he would push their agenda with Trump if they participated in a secret fund, with the two royals initially discussing over $10B before ultimately placing at least $2B into his accounts. Paywalled, use archive. archive.ph/FHGAt

Schooley@schooley.bsky.social

I looked up this guy's church and the website has no photos. So I looked up the address and it's suite 100 in this multi-unit "flex center." Oh.

Jonathan Cohn @jonathancohn.bsky.social

The voters who want Dems to control the Senate but are voting Collins….

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

😳 Trump loses it and SNAPS at a string of reporters, says Ilhan Omar might "go to jail," calls Somalia "a shit house," and boasts that thanks to a new program he announced today Americans "will make millions of dollars by turning others in" during absolutely deranged Oval Office event Supercut:

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

Trump: "I'm studying his body. I've never studied the body of a man before. It's not my thing. Nothing wrong with it, of course. But it's never been my thing. But I looked at his ass. I said, 'His ass, shit, it's like a pile of muscle.' Then I looked at his legs and I said, 'Man, his feet are big.'"

Shawn Harris@shawnforcongress.bsky.social

MTG out here saying the quiet part out loud... I approve this message.

Eric Thee Colt@ericblanchard.bsky.social

6 pounds of shit in a 1 pound bag

Jonathan Howard@joho.bsky.social

“Here’s why this person I mocked you for worrying about is so dangerous.”

Aaron Rupar@atrupar.com

JD Vance: "There is no person who hates the idea of people enriching themselves fraudulent over access to the government than Donald J Trump"

FactPost@factpostnews.bsky.social

Unearthed footage of Vivek Ramaswamy mocking Amy Acton for being a survivor of childhood abuse: "She has no vision other than to complain about what someone else did to her"

Don Moynihan@donmoyn.bsky.social

Saying the polls are fake a necessary step to insisting the election results are fake