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His only shirt

He looks like a wax figure version of himself that is melting. 😂

😂

Worst Weekend At Bernie’s sequels ever! 😁

We get it -- you're turtley enough for the turtle club

I hope he does a sexy one next.

Looking at these pictures of Mitch he reminds me of my grandpa. He was a kind person, strict but happy. Always smiling and ready to step in to help. But that was grandpa. Mitch reminds me of him because they’re both dead.

Jesus pole-dancing Christ, that guy's been resurrected more times than the X-Men.

McConnell's Toothless Grin Causes Constellation Of Taurus To Collapse Crab Nebula Vaporizes in Instant

Found him!

Is there any benefit to #Democrats to not have #MitchMcconnell declared dead? Because WTF? #DNC @thedemcoalition.bsky.social @democracydocket.com If this was a dead Democrat Mitch would have their head on a spike marching it around the Capital. Pride,Greed,Lust,Envy, Gluttony,Wrath,Sloth, #Trump

No

Let’s just pray he doesn’t use this new PR push to start an only fans

Like he read a newspaper.

Shit Scott! GET OFF GRINDR and help us.

his hair seems darker in that pic. and the other ones with the same shirt on.

I just need him to change his shirt.

😂

Enough is enough

It's getting ridiculous

“No, he’s still alive. Here. Here’s a photo of him holding yesterday’s newspaper. Here are his dental records.” “Enough! Stop!”

In all seriousness... has he always smiled like that or has he just decided to not put his top dentures in since '02? That toothless "grin" is atrocious...

I guess a few are ok, if it is Open Casket.

What i saw

Some of the best work by a mortician I've ever seen.

Who says that you can't be a social influencer while you're in your hundreds and you've been dead for 10 years?

What's this? Weekend at bernies, only it's weekend at Mitch the Bitches.

Shit Scott! GET OFF GRINDR and help us.

Yes, please stop.

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Does he like, only have that one shirt?

Breaking news‼️ McConnell returns in time to vote with Trump in person.

I spoke to my good friend Mitch McConnell for 20 minutes this morning, and he agreed to never be seen in public again.

Where’s Mitch? Well, that’s hard to tell, isn’t it? Is he clinically brain dead? Is he actually dead? To be fair, it’s probably very difficult to tell. * has anyone checked trumps reflecting swamp? **I hope some little boy didn’t take Mitch home in his pocket for a pet.

A recent photo Looks kinda hot 🔥

It's basically like seeing a turtle without its shell. It's gross and unnatural.

He looks like the puppet from that Interpol video.

Mitchell is scheduled to be released from his taxidermist soon.

"Generalissimo Francisco Franco is still dead!" - Chevy Chase, Weekend Update

I really want to know what funeral home and undertaker were used by the family. They do such nice work. He looks so natural.

DEI. First Ai Senator.

It's RUDE health 🤣🤣🤣

I mean c'mon. In this day and age, the only proper way to do this is with a subscription based live feed on OnlyFans.

He looks like a human in a Garfield comic

It appears the RNC already had him taxidermied ☠️

Poor dude’s always had the oddest smile. 🤔