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I can stop when it starts to get awkward asking for another refill at the Mexican restaurant

Me around dark chocolate and diet coke

I can relate ...

You are talking about a kind of self control that doesn’t apply.

I feel seen

Next thing is mainlining Picante salsa

Maybe he eats the onion he flies off the handle

What if I do like it though?

Should have been queso dip.

I SEE MYSELF IN THIS ARTICLE AND I LIKE IT

I feel subskeeted

Embrace it, man. Embrace it.

and, more than likely, Mexicans. Hey @bencollins.bsky.social still waiting for you to let who know how diverse your staff is @theonion.com and @realinfowars.bsky.social. Just by gender and race. Should be an easy answer. I know business folk don't like being asked about that, but here I am.

I don’t like who I become a few hours after Im around salsa

Wtf so specific

And he double-dips.

Nobody like who you become, Dustin. Nobody.

One day at a time, brother

I feel seen

i hate this man's facial hair so much, oh my god it sickens me he did that on purpose god is dead

Tbh I don't get the joke 🤔

I feel your pain, Darren.

i’m man