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Oh I’d say we’re all already quite depressed. Mission accomplished.

Trump announces Kohl's Cash now counts as legal tender.

I've had depression for decades without his help.

Like Melanoma...

pff, billionaires would never call it a depression as long as they have money

That's believable since he knows nothing about good business.

He's a visionary!

Putin must be busy being President of two countries at the same time.

That tracks. Since he runs every business he's ever started into the Earth's mantle.

But it will be a depression the likes of which have never been seen before!

"some of you may die, but that is a risk I'm willing to take."

Hopefully he shits the bed at this too

"We got the inflation, but we really needed some stagnation to bring about the wonderful, marvelous stagflation you hear everyone wanting and pining for....what a word, STAG-FLATION. I just made that up."

And global extinction

Step 1: recession Step 2: depression Steps 3-5: dictatorship; world war; extermination of racial and genetic inferiors. Step 6: Trials Step 7: Never again (no, really this time).

This is really just paraphrasing though. 😭

Time for a linguistic schism. I no longer call myself a Christian, I call myself an Agapotheist to separate myself from these people. I just need allies to help me popularize this term.

IDIOT!

Most people don’t know, But this is an actual Vladimir Putin talking point that somehow slipped into the public discourse!!!

MAGDA. Make America a Great Depression Again.

Too coherent to be something Trump said... then again, The Onion is known for satire.

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