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😂😂 this is satire, but has a sound of truth to it.

Translation Follow my rules or it's the gulag for you. 🙄 What's sad is, that isn't even a joke.

He’s also imposed 20% tariffs on all future paranormal activities. 😁

Ah, the classic "Terms of Service" update, but delivered as a press conference. We've finally reached the era of the Human API where the documentation is just vibes and threats.

This might explain his unnatural interest in the state of Denmark.

Any slight contact with the truth and rump crashes and runs!

The Onion is fake news! Wake up people!

MACBETH!?

I hope he calls an Exorcist, and they both disappear in a puff of smoke.

The ONLY time I would approve of the use of GenAI

Absolutism is coming soon in your country.

Its getting harder to tell what is true and what is Onion.

Welcome to Hell You fuck.

This will enter the canon of classic onion headlines

TO-did trump really say this?

Ghost - I am they fathers spirit, Doom'd for a certain term to walk the night... Trump - FAKE NEWS! Ghost - Please stop interupting me... *Clears throat (Ahem) And for the day confined to fast in fires, til the foul crimes are... Trump - zzzzzz Ghost - ARE YOU FUCKING ASLEEP?!

something is freaking orange in denmark...

Even executive privilege now covers imaginary family disputes.

So we are fucked.

There is nothing Truth, or Social, but thinking makes it so.

as if trump would say "musn't".

Very funny and fuck him.

The sheer timing of this

Boom, you're out of the Whitehouse, too.

I can believe he actually said that.

davidallengram.substack.com/p/trump-fall...

Will no one rid us of this meddlesome despot...anybody?

Wait, this was written in 2018?!

You posts are getting harder and harder to distinguish from reality. But I'm sure you hear that all the time.