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"Eleventeen" - Leading scientist toddler

Alternate version: Why do the children put beans up their noses / When the one thing we tell them they must not do / Is put beans up their noses?

They are feeding the snail that tells you to gamble

It's six

We knew it wouldn't be long after they nailed down the number of dried beans that fit in nostrils.

Next study from the same panel "how deep can a lego head be pushed into a nostril?"

Asking the real questions

Finally. Maybe now they'll finally fund some research against cooties. The vaccines don't work!

Progress is a train that can't be stopped

Slightly fewer than can be shoved up each nostril, using the ‘fast loading a gun magazine’ approach

Hope they win the Noble Peas Prize.

"They did it 'cause we said 'no'." youtu.be/K5ATQsqjrLQ?...

@amberying.com - looking forward to your sprog's replication study.

FINALLY! Some useful science 🙂‍↕️

Three

"My work is complete. Now no one will call me 'pea brain' ever again!"

Answer: less than I need to hide at dinner tim😠