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Today on "Guess whats inside my dishwasher", can you guess what's inside my dishwasher?

Favorite film in haiku: Oh mad man Robin, Found what my bravest could not, Sir, you were thirsty.

"a distinctively British approach to artificial intelligence"

Thought today was bad? But tomorrow...

Watching the raindrops on the window, illuminated by street light, twinkle like stars while the storm wind, buffets them to fuck.

The world is gettin' me down right now, so if you find it is getting you down too why not join me in a rousing chorus of FUCK YOU, WORLD! It can't harm and may just help you feel a little better about it all, i know it did for me. #fuckyouworld

Add “for Tax Purposes” to a movie: Who framed Roger Rabbit for tax purposes?

For those questioning the effects of the data centres going offline and that as they were attached to search engines it must have mainly been web-crawlers, the below makes a compelling case:

I said I liked it. I didn’t say it was good. Post yours!

Welcome to BlueSky. someone will be right with you

Heads up - may be something, may be nothing, perhaps cancel those travel plans until this has stabilised.

Get on down, baby!: the Edith Pritchett cartoon

So I don't have money or a fancy car, and I'm tired of wishing on a falling star. I've gotta put my faith in a loud guitar. Allow me to reintroduce myself: I'm Jodie, I letter comic books.

"What would you think to be thus used? This is the strangers case, and this your mountainish inhumanity" - William Shakespeare 400 years ago.

Holy hell what a summary of the modern internet right here:

I think we need to remember that Doug Funnie is a hero who gave his life for the Confederation.

A very clear graphic showing exactly what anyone telling you it's a good idea to close universal healthcare in the UK will cost you. When they tell you what they want for you and everyone you know - not 'them', us - every single one of us, know what it means. This:

Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 20,1943

*Walks in to the kitchen on he sunny side of the house* "Woah, it's like being in another room!" House. Mean house.

Avast! It be international talk like yon pirate day and I's fer one be oblivious 'til landlubber shark scientist be yappin' the fact! Be applyin' yer appreciation to 'em with a Like, Comment and Subscribe.

"MEDIBOT"

How did you learn to drive? Post the your favourite/the first driving game you played! THIS is how I learned to drive. youtu.be/3JCGZFQZkdc?...

When posts line up on your feed: Gene Rayburn "Stop changing your picture!" Gail Simone "No!"

They'd gaze upon me, say "THIS is where trying gets you!?", go back, not try and end up in exactly the same crapola position i'm in now with a LOT less effort expended.

Oooh, that's smart.

I just unintentionally farted the first four notes of the National Anthem. This must put me on some kind of achievement board for he day, right?

I have absolutely no idea how they went this long without letting that one out of the bag! Considering their party name was about Reform of the voting system what are they going to change it to? Remain? Nah, too Brexity... A no here's the perfect one: Renege!

Nice graphic i wasn't aware of tp use when talking to anyone who still has any doubts about how utterly buggered The climate is. If a response comes that they think the sun is hotter ask them why the atmosphere above the CO2 level is still the same temperature it was in the 50's.

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Discovered the Channel 4 News (uk) account on here following the donation Sting and man i'd forgotten what headlines that tell you the news rather than opinion looked like! It's refreshing, give it a look.

It's like the knuckle draggers that attack ambulances or fire engines, but worse because its race related. Support all the heroic life savers.

Excel-lent work 😎

No idea what galaxy it is, in the comments they identify it as 7331, the arrow points to a supernova, zoom in it's there 😎

Seeing posts glorying in being blocked because they posted pictures of cooking meat. No one is obliged to sit there and listen to you just as you are not obliged to sit and listen to them. Block and move on 👍 Now please excuse me, i have to get some Dog, Horse and Soylent Green burgers cooked up.

Cooking instructions: Place in oven between 15 and 17 minutes. Me: 16 minutes it is!

thank you lesbian tractor witch

I hadn't noticed it before, but that's a helluva point... Stick it on a T-shirt.

Post something random or you'll have an awful September So here's my Drafts folder:

As middle-age has well and truly arrived for me with aches etc, i have decided to take affirmative action by moving my T-shirt collection to those faux athletics slogan ones. I shall ward off the Grim Reaper a few more years with the power of my "Boston College Football Team" 100% cotton T.

Make your favourite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: The unintended consequences of both an anarchic media class, and free video club membership.

Two resources i reached for regularly in the 90's: TV Guide. YellowPages phone directory. Two resources i reach for regularly now: Wikipedia. Urban Dictionary.

I have absolutely no reference on what context this post is in, but this wins my personal award for post of the day! You can all stop trying for the rest of the day, this one is the winner, save it for tonorrow 😎

Okay everyone, Post Of The Day has just happened, we can stop trying and relax until tomorrow 🙂

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I received a text from my bank for suspicious activity. I was buying fruit.

The Mid Gadsby.

This may be the hottest take i've ever had on anything: It's like when they put Marc de Champagne in everything. It was a dark span in human development so heinous the history books still steadfastly omit it, and 'marc' my words the same shall be of this hot honey stain on the annals of time.

Optimist: The cup is half full. Pessimist: The cup is half empty. Pragmatist: It entirely depends on if the cup was being filled (half full) or emptied (half empty) to reach the current state it's in.