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Statement from corn: "Aw, shucks!"

Who could argue with that?

🎵 I keep on thinkin' 'bout you Sister Golden Hair surprise 🎵

Dear Onion writers! Y’all should just stop fantasizing about penis-shaped vegetables and buy a dildo! 😁

All you cucumber, eggplant, and zucchini fans can shut up. Corn’s got bush. All natural, baby.

@andrewfleer.com

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"Ribbed for her pleasure"

It’s the hole.

But is it grass?

All thanks to the Cdrama #RevengedLove

Away with this filthy cornography!

Killer abs

You think?

That's not what I heard.

Country girls make do

Sorry, eggplant??

thats why people keep fuckin it

Dammit @lawnmowerpranks.bsky.social

corny jail

It beat out the cucumber?

Kind of an unfortunate upset for "The Onion"

"Every corn is a beautiful woman"

Now I know... when people call me "corny" they must be hitting on me!

Nice lingerie!

Aw yeah, shuck that thang

"Aw, shucks," the corn replied humbly.

The tromboncino begs to differ

I should be sponsored by the Onion

@theonion.com strikes again! I've seen people use the word "corn" as a substitute for "porn" in order to bypass the censors.

Well, yeah, first there's a strip tease, then the removal of layers of silk, all to reveal those many beautiful curves. Then you get it all hot and grease it up. C'mon, it's SO sexy!

no comment.

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(As a sexual health provider, please do not put anything that does not have a flared base into any of your orifices unless you get off on really awkward conversations with ER staff, thanks!)

Cucumber has entered the chat…..

Ribbed for her pleasure.

Corn should be longer.

@actualjake.bsky.social

Country girls make do

"I always knew that sex was corny, but did you ever think that corn could be so sexy?"

It's easy to be named when your competition is extinct.

Sorghum would like a word.