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The sad thing is, I believed this for a moment before I noticed it was an Onion post.

Not funny!

This one is too real...

GOP utopia.

Probably fewer than those of us who feel comforted by an outside source acknowledging the unfair reality and confirming we're not crazy for thinking it.

Quiet piggy!

Sorry that's awful.

You're supposed to report FAKE articles not real shit that happened

funny not funny

All men are bad and we are a terrorist country.

@sianushka.bsky.social

They told that to my mom too, and this was in the 2020’s. Abuse victims *still* get treated like shit

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Bloody hell

And for good measure they pistol whipped her on the way to the station. Mouthy bitch. That'll teach you to take your bonnet off.

Sounds about right.

No satire here; just accurate reporting as always

fair

Sadly true

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*setting another six month alarm*

For female hysteria

I hate that The Onion is struggling for satire. Make it 1997 again through science or magic.

Reminds me of a joke Ice T told on SVU. How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They arrested the bulb for being broke and then arrested the room for being black.