K_BLλKΞM4N

K_BLλKΞM4N

@hirsutable.bsky.social

🏆 Most modest man on the internet 2011 🏆 Big Barbigerous Brit in 'Berta NDP Sex Marxist Not a brand ambassador for Coke (he/him)

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K_BLλKΞM4N
@hirsutable.bsky.social

I was scrolling through a list of movies release in 1987 and thinking "This must be the greatest year ever" and then I realised the list was sorted by release date and I was only at May. So anyway I made a spreadsheet and I'm going to watch them all, even Over the Top.

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the Juice Media
@thejuicemedia.com

The Government™ has made an ad about all these protests happening around the world, and it’s surprisingly honest and informative.

K_BLλKΞM4N
@hirsutable.bsky.social

Watching Countdown on Amazon Prime and I honestly don't think anyone involved in this watched any of the British version at all. Jensen Ackles as Richard Whitely is pretty good though 👍

K_BLλKΞM4N
@hirsutable.bsky.social

Movie --> Porn Parody The Bum Touchables Casa Wank Her Beefheart Sex Toy Story Monty Python and THE Holly Grail The Englishman Who Went up a Hill but came down a buttcrack.

Josh Dobbin@joshdobbin.bsky.social

Movie --> Porn Parody There Will Be Butt WAPpenheimer Mutiny on the Booty Cherry Poppins A Cuckwork Whore-ange Apocapussylips Now The Hung-Like-An-Elephant Man Coal Miner's Stepdaughter ET-The Extra Testicle Broadcast Nudes Giving-Head Poets Society Good Will Cunting

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Morgan Johnson
@poormojo.bsky.social

No joke. I think this is the most important video I have ever seen about mobile games. This guy breaks down how this game psychologically profiles you, and makes the game harder or easier in order to show you ads

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Pickwick The Dodo
@lesleyhustler.bsky.social

Well said. How many of Tommy Robinson’s Sport’s Direct paramilitary division go and help or worship at the churches they claim they want to protect. It’s much easier to don a balaclava and shout at the RNLI. #HopeNotHate

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Myq Kaplan
@myqkaplan.bsky.social

Here are a few comedy stills! If you want to see my stand-up in motion, come see me in Montana and Idaho in November! 11/12: The Roxy in Missoula MT 11/13: The Panida Theater in Sandpoint ID 11/14: The Helena Comedy Fest 11/15: The Comedy Lounge in Boise Tix: Myqkaplan.com #standupcomedy

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𝗘𝗩𝗜𝗟 𝗗𝗘𝗔𝗗 𝗩𝗘𝗥𝗡
@outlawvern.bsky.social

A.I. will take your job and suck the earth dry and replace everything that brings you joy with repulsive computer vomit that looks and sounds like shit and is loved by the worst and dumbest people you ever heard of who have worse taste than has ever previously been possible. Don't get left behind.

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Sam Whyte
@samwhyte.bsky.social

I'm doubling down and saying this is a useful mantra; you're not always gonna feel worthy of love, but it can always be none of yo business.

Sam Whyte@samwhyte.bsky.social

I constantly find myself wondering why people choose to be kind to me or have me as their friend when I take so much and have so little to give back. The only helpful conclusion I can come to is "hunni, that ain't none of yo business".

K_BLλKΞM4N
@hirsutable.bsky.social
fesshole 🧻@fesshole.bsky.social

When I make toast for myself for breakfast, there's "main course toast" - marmite, followed by "second course toast" - peanut butter and finally "dessert toast" - jam. Any other order would be sacrilegious. My family have no idea.

K_BLλKΞM4N
@hirsutable.bsky.social

If anyone is interested in helping a kid play AA Hockey please throw in whatever you can. I won't list the challenges he has already overcome but believe me, he really deserves a break. Reposts appreciated. www.gofundme.com/f/help-a-sin...

gofundme.comDonate to Help a single mom make hockey dreams come true, organized by Kristeen BradyHi, my name is Kristeen and I’m a single mom and a student. My son is 14… Kristeen Brady needs your support for Help a single mom make hockey dreams come true

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Laura Lexx
@lauralexx.bsky.social

Just a reminder that while I'm trekking up and down the country touring my new show Yo-Yo, I've put my previous full show Slinky up on YouTube for anyone to enjoy for free...

K_BLλKΞM4N
@hirsutable.bsky.social

My buddy started a new business a couple of months back and asked if I could make some invoices for him. I spent a couple of hours making a slick spreadsheet which automated everything and would give him a PDF invoice and an active archive of invoices for each client within the doc...

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Mary Gillis
@marygillis.bsky.social

It's called film "footage" because camera operators initially held the cameras with their feet. That changed after a film shoot in 1931, when an operator got a foot cramp and was forced to hold the camera in his hands. The "footage" he got that day was extraordinary. That man's name? Hans Cameraman.

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Data Bear 🏳️‍🌈
@dataandpolitics.net

Do I know anyone at GitHub? My entire organization’s access to GitHub Actions is blocked because my corporate credit card has a $50o limit and I spent $509 on Friday. I’ve added my own credit card. Set the budget to $5000. Nothing is restoring access. I have a support ticket out but 🦗🦗🦗

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Raquel 🌈✨
@aistear.bsky.social

Blumineck lo ha vuelto a hacer 🥹 le aplaudo hasta que se me caigan las manos, bravo. "Be masculine, be feminine, be neither, or be both. But be kind."