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Thanks, Gawker! Anything happen with the White House Press Secretary recently? Does she also have a cookie recipe to encourage bowel movements?

What’s next, are we bringing back diarrhea potato chips?

Make the recipe on the chocolate chip packet. Replace chocolate chips with Ex-Lax. You’re welcome.

Another shit column from WP.

Or, you know, stop stuffing your bloated faces with freedom fries, burgers and ultraprocessed slurry and eat some fresh vegetables. Worth a try.

American health care is so dystopian that patients can no longer seek the advice of physicians. Instead they're seeking health advice from the mouthpiece side hustle of a billionaire who sold out America to China.

This is the news outlet that once broke the Pentagon Papers.

Way to take the joy out of of a fucking cookie 😏

Unfortunately, the cookies look exactly like the end product they're intended to produce. Pass.

Pass.

Sounds like something that will GIVE you constipation. How about calling them "poop popovers" 😆