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I regularly tell my cats to "go get Vlad" or "go get Lola" when it's dinnertime ... and they do. Five or ten minutes later, they'll be back at the door with the other one in tow.

I used to cycle down a country road where, the first time I did so, a black lab came tearing ass down the driveway barking. But he turned and ran up the side of the road instead of coming at me, so I kept on riding and he kept barking. If I was too slow, he'd stop and bark harder to give me shit.