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indie developers are extremely fucking up by not doing this

Is success money here? Because I have to agree, I am much more afraid not to give the Large Green developer my money

Why does Ross, the largest green developer, not simply eat the other four grey developers?

He Is Green For An Amazing Reason

They left out the even larger orange dev so you don't become true competition

yeah, not being an inert stone statue does tend to indicate success in game dev

unlikely, look how big and green it is

how to become this developer in 3 SIMPLE STEPS: 1. be big 2. be green 1. be one

It worked for Jolly Green Giant.

be shreq, win indie success

Ah, so you could simply eat the smaller ones?

I would be the small grey one, I know I'm shit at making and finishing games

it’s like the illustrious (nonexistent) wayneradiotv said you gotta be a big dev to cater to Big Gamers. Just watch out for joglets!

the real secret for Toby Fox's success

i dudnt even realize there were 62000 of them wow

Worked for Shrek

I did always prefer Luigi over Mario. There might be something to being big and green. A lot of people enjoy Shrek too

I Analysed 62,000 Indie Developers. Here's What Actually Predicts Success

Interesting choice of reference. The Big Green One carries a certain weight, doesn't it?

green guy theory

Ok, but what if i'm the gray small two?

Don't be the flashing red one

Don't discount the effect of walking around with a giant arrow pointing at you at all times.

My life changed when I stood under the large white downward facing arrow

Trust fund. 6' 5. Blue eyes. Gamedev.

And with bigger heads!

I cannot read this in anything but Ron Burgundy’s voice