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Cocaine salmon 4/5 Cocaine Bears approve.

Donald Trump Jr now wants to buy all those salmon.

Interesting. Of course, the next step will be human trials.

Why?!? Why would they unnecessarily get fish hooked on cocaine! This is stupid! They could have studied people that do cocaine!

May I have cocaine in my salmon?

Same.

Duuuuhhhh

Fish On Cocaine is my next band name.

Humans neither, who would have thunk, science!

Trouble ahead Trouble behind

The fish then started talking about how they were gonna make Mexico pay for the wall…

Oh sure, “we gave the cocaine to the fish”… yeah the fish did all the cocaine. NOT US!!” Said every coked up fisheries biologist I’ve ever talked to…

Terrified witnesses observe don trump jr snorting fish at Mar-a-lago. Film at 11.

Lab nerds missed the masterpiece that is Cocaine Bear.

Consulting class: PRODUCTIVITY!!!!

But, of course. Did the scientists actually expect anything else?

As an experienced and licensed cocaine disposal expert, it's disappointing how few people dispose of their science cocaine properly

Soooo the fish said , I was going to lay some eggs today but I got high

Why, exactly?

Hey, here’s a thought - maybe let’s stop fucking with wildlife.

I knew it, nobody believed me, but I knew it: THE SALMON HAVE BEEN LEAVING PERFORMANCE ON THE TABLE ALL ALONG

Would love to see that grant proposal

But did they fart almost exactly 45 minutes after exposure?

no duh?

No shit.

hmmm, is cocaine pollution so high in streams that this study was necessary? I have some serious doubts ...

A group founded an advertising agency and went on to pitch their services to boat sinking orcs. Another group procured an underwater vehicle with internet access and started day trading. A smaller group sent business plans to various angel investors.