Ennuimageddon

It's now being reported that Graham died from bison related injuries

🚨TRIGGER WARNING🚨 #ProBirth: forcing pregnancy (despite age & circumstances) #ProLife: basic human rights, well-being & safety #ProChoice: HER body, HER choice FYI: -Pro birth can be fatal to the mom and/or her baby -The stress & pain from birth can potentially be fatal to the mom and or her baby

He turned 9 today. He didn't want to eat his cake, he just wanted to blow out candles over and over again

a friend in Dallas got this gem of a political text today. The PAC, Texans for Common Sense PAC, is funded by Texans United for a Conservative Majority PAC, of which a GOP mega donor named Tim Dunn, who you may have heard of, is a major funder of.

Musk is paying for votesafe dot org adds to run on YouTube. For anyone seeing these ads, it's a knockoff phishing site. Please go to vote.gov instead.

This is why when you get that trans kids BS, you say: These people only pretend to care about kids. They take they food stamps, they take their hospitals, they obsess about kids genitals. They block the Epstein Files. Let's let people who actually care about kids take care of kids.

ATX, here. There was a 72 yr old waiting in line to vote behind me and the Mrs who was wearing a KORN tshirt. All three of us voted Blue 💙

This is criminal and there should be lawsuits filed. He is openly asking for crimes.

My phone went crazy in the middle of the night with messages and I thought it meant HE had died, But no, it was my aunt sending me 71 photos of my great grandparents

Now is the time to care about everyone, not “once we win” The time to care about everyone is always always always now

The Superman No Smoking Ad, but I lost the audio track and dubbed it from memory

Alt text included. My apologies for missing it on the original post but I was a mess reading it.

At the close of trading today, exchange rates: 1 Scaramucci = 2.2 Zacharias Or 1 Zacharia = 0.4545 Scaramuccis www.nytimes.com/2026/10/16/u...

Huh, So that's why every night at one a.m. I hear the ghostly call, "Blood for blood... Meat for meat!" seven times throughout my house. I always just assumed that it was because of old pipes.

i’ve been working on a 1,000 page manual on how to do this and she just tweeted it out

We’ll be right back.

He deserves to be the example that makes racist monsters in the future say "I don't want that heat."

A coward dies a thousand deaths, A brave man dies but once. - said Prometheus never

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“Thats a serious question?” Lmfao

I like how when I start to search for a song on YouTube music with the word 'ring', It knows I'm either looking for Ring My Bell, by Anita Ward, Or a song about Green Lanterns (ring capacity) You know me so well

Now THIS is how you write a story. Devastating.

I'm 54 years old. I watched Star Wars growing up. I just realized Han Solo continued to call Leia "princess" & "highness" even after Alderaan was destroyed. "Ooh, can't take a little joke? Look at me, I'm princess of a destroyed planet! 2 billion of my friends and family are dead! Wah!..."

I dropped eight frozen chicken nuggets onto a plate and noted to myself that the random pattern kinda looked like a human, Then I put them in the microwave without disrupting the pattern, and kinda felt like a murderer as they cooked.

ICE’s new tactic, witnessed repeatedly at the federal building in MN: when a detained immigrant makes a successful habeas petition, release the immigrant for a few steps outside the building… then tackle and re-arrest them, and claim the habeas petition has been honored and nullified

BOMBSHELL: WaPo reports Trump's ads were funded with money meant for slain officers' funerals youtu.be/GwqOZ0eaoDI?...

I heard P!nk broke up with Professor Kiosk because he said "I believe the children are our future"

Ken Paxton: The criticism has been that I let a child predator out after one day. Well guess what? They served 60 days.

Susan Collins is always horrified by the predictable results of her own vote, which means Mainers who genuinely care about Susan Collins should elect Troy Jackson as he won’t vote for things that wind up upsetting Susan Collins, unlike Susan Collins

It's really comin down out there (civilization)

Fake. USDA. Seals. Used by an NC meat processing plant on 83.5 TONS of meat. Produced entirely outside the federal inspection system, according to news reports. We are pretty close to The Jungle (second ed.) now, no? www.scrippsnews.com/life/recalls...

An SCP entity that appears to be a mob of perfectly ordinary humans except they're all dressed as bride and grooms stalking you at a leisurely pace. They're invulnerable to all harm except being sliced by a cake server which will freeze them in place and reveal them to just be an elaborate cake.

Most riveting thing I've seen all week

I'm calling it, We're two weeks away from the him declaring by presidential edict that we're changing the flag's colors to Red, White, & Gold.

“I remember seeing him on TV and thinking, ‘No, that can’t be Kash,’ but sure enough, there he was, addressing the nation about a missing person case.” — Daisy, local golden retriever

ME: So I can't put anything else on the scale? ANUBIS: No. Just your heart ME: No money, no good deeds? ANUBIS: No ME: What about steam points? I've got a ton of steam points ANUBIS: The point is to be lighter than the feather ME: I was just hoping to finally do something with the steam points

I am trying box. I am trying REAL HARD.

How it started, donald trump, 2015: "They're laughing at us!" How it's going, www.irishstar.com/news/us-news...

The nation of Nauru has officially renamed itself the nation of Naoero. I didn't know you could do that. I vote that, to shield ourselves from the stigma of trump's legacy.. In 2029, we rename our country 'South Canada', and just hope that the rest of the world forgets our past history.

My son likes these music videos for kids by "The Moonies", and OMG, they have a WAP cover titled Waffles and Pancakes. I'm sorry, I can't. I just, no. Uh-uh. No.