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Makes the notion of Severance seem quaint.

This beautiful planet is infected with these meat weevils, we HAVE to help.

Or perhaps they're nearing consensus on whether merely sterilizing Earth's surface would suffice, as opposed to nova-bombing the Sun just to be sure.

Will they come with cooking instructions?

Can we just get to the part where these things revolt and kill us all already? This is exhausting.

Oh ok, and the next ID verification law to go up after this is created will be called "Psycho-Pass"

lol they're making head-cheeses from Peter Watts' Rifters novels

ok but why

The tech sector only does evil now, I guess

Once again, learning the wrong lesson.

No end to the Nerd Reich. 😢

Slow down I’m still processing murder hornets

Well that explains the Reform vote in the UK

*you’re. Dammit.

Boy this sucks crab shit

not now, mini human brains

We already have too many mini brains…We elected this guy

The Final Programme Was NOT a Field Guide! Or Ah, so the AI Bros are building their own brains to do Mi-Go shenanigans with. JOY. They truly aren't human.

I guess some folks got the wrong ideas from PSYCHO-PASS....

<nods in Mechanicus cant>

These things are endlessly screaming with no ability to actually scream.

We are making amazing progress in the abominable sciences.

Laws we need laws

I sure hope they’re not MAGA brains.

Guy in the photo is smiling like some cinematic Dr. Evil

If AI were dead, they would stop building data centers.

He wept

It's more likely that Jesus actually existed than this story being true.

That is literally the U.S. political experiment right now.

No they could not.

Swell.

One step closer to Mojo Jojo.

🙄 Seriously 🙄

Ah the classic "write a bad sci fi story very loosely inspired by a real science paper and then try to pass it off as science journalism" bit

Tech bros are going to be so devastated when they realise the end-point of super-intelligence is Marxism.

Unfortunately their thoughts are: Holy *%#% I’m in a jar. Am I hungry? How can I be hungry? I have no stomach. I wish I could get the evil bastard who put me here. I wonder if the sky is still blue. How long have I been here? Man, bubbles are cool. I wish knew the words to Bohemian Rhapsody.

you thought this was worth reporting? fucking disappointed.

As an actual brain organoid biologist, let me just tell you....no. No they could not.

"Don't worry, they're just the size of a bee's brain, you know, the notoriously simple and not complex animal upon which our entire lives depend. Also, you don't need anyone's permission to torture as many flies as you want."