Greg Durrett

this man is a gotdamned patriot

Katie Lied Trump's latest show biz kid wore a deacon blue blazer fit for a yacht rocker, but when she smiled for the camera, out came the pretzel logic. Tomorrow, she'll go back and do it again—the major dude in the White House needs someone to do his dirty work. by Maureen Dowd

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This is what living next door to a 30 megawatt data center sounds like.

I love how Werner Herzog is ALWAYS like this:

We’re not changing it.

[Exit Queen.]

“A single-payer universal health care system could cover every American, save more than 100,000 lives a year, and still cost $1 trillion less than the system it would replace, according to a new preprint study led by researchers at the Yale School of Public Health.” ysph.yale.edu/news-article...

fool me once.

Final trailer for ‘COYOTE VS. ACME’ has been released. In theaters August 28. #CoyoteVsAcme

If Odysseus had just given his sailors testosterone injections, it wouldn’t have taken him 10 years to get home.

For the evening crowd

Who doesn't love a bit of gossip?

Nehls on how House GOP will make case for affordability back home: Nehls: What are you talking about? I'm gonna get me lobster tails. Some nice rib eyes. Reporter: Do you think the 60% of Americans living paycheck to paycheck can afford that? Nehls: Maybe not. Maybe they don't work as hard as me.

Trump recommended speaking with the National Park Service to find the "350 foot slit in the reflecting pool." I took his advice.

Liberals say that the algae in the reflecting pool is symbolic of the rot at the heart of our democracy. They're wrong—it's symbolic of the rot at the heart of our republic.

omg ffs we just want healthcare

The pedestrianization of Broadway through the heart of Manhattan just expanded, and it's glorious:

[chef's kiss]

New Species Found After 25-Year Search and Named After Sesame Street’s Snuffleupagus Solenostomus snuffleupagus people.com/hairy-ghost-... #BreakingSesameStreetNews

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Remembering Amal Khalil

I truly hate when little Right Wing Hitler youth open their mouths and give opinions in their over sized fake glasses, that they think will make them seem smart ,on things they know nothing about. But listen to a real farmer rip her apart.

Aide: sir you were supposed to choose ONE of the talking points

Trump was elected to wipe the trauma of the first black president from American history, a task which included scrapping the nuclear deal that had the US in a much better strategic position than before this needless, unconstitutional war of choice against Iran

I guess it's TACO Tuesday.

New over here so introducing myself with some commentary on Artemis II!

a friend recently shared this with me and i'm obsessed — it's an MTV/VH1 simulator with almost 30,000 videos (organized by decade) along with special sections for things like 120 Minutes, Unplugged, Yo! MTV Raps, and Pop-Up Video (!!!) wantmymtv.vercel.app

Pam Bondi will be remembered as the AG who watched videos and saw images of powerful men raping kids and decided to protect the men.

Just so you understand, this is as if you prepared for argument in front of a panel that included Cookie Monster, and Cookie Monster asked you a question about cookies, and you had not thought about cookies in advance.

I was just helping my kid with their high school Gov homework, and was astonished to learn the United States has a Congress.

Eat shit, lol, and long live The Onion.

picture, thousan words, etc etc

My resolution to overturn the Supreme Court’s disastrous Citizens United decision — H.J.Res 122 — has now been co-sponsored by 72 Members of Congress. You can view the full list at: www.congress.gov/bill/119th-c.... I’ll keep fighting to get it across the finish line!

this is killing me lol

Happy St. Patrick's Day, New York.

I asked President Trump about the FBI reportedly seizing election records in Arizona. He said they must have done that because it was a “rigged” election. I pointed out to him that his own AG said there was not measurable voter fraud to overturn that election. Then he called me a rotten reporter.