Adding more pressure would make it heavier. You'd have to somehow go into negative pressure to get something that small to lift a person because even a vacuum wouldn't be enough.
I don’t quite understand the joke, but I wanted to give you props for that incredible depiction of a stick figure being pulled up by the shoulders. It’s incredibly real feeling for a stick figure. Idk, I’m drunk, I just wanted to tell you that you were good at art 🤷♂️
A much more fun than bungee jumping activity adrenaline tourism should feature is "helium high jumping." Strap on enough balloons to significantly reduce your body weight then go leap over some crazy obstacles: rivers, canyons & "Tall buildings in a single bound."
Evel Knievel eat your heart out!
Title text: "You don't want the nitrogen percentage to be too high or you run the risk of eutrophication."
Alt text: https://explainxkcd.com/3035#Transcript
I remember slowly shuffling to the water in double tanks plus stage bottles and light battery canister. Being neutral buoyant when I got into the water was awesome!