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Venus does it!

Over easy, please.

Conversations I have with visitors who seem to think I need to move my couch every time they show up.

Why walk on hot coal when you can use molten rock?

One plate at a time.

It’s just a plate Taco, what could it weigh, 10 trillion tons?

Didn't Roland Emmerich try that in 2012?

Can't flip it. Other side has a large pee stain.

Imagine failing the flip midway...the resulting mountain range would be epic.

But the guy at the store said this was a no-flip tectonic plate

"Happy Cows come from California" "foot massage" agrees. www.youtube.com/watch?v=_yve...

Currently regretting that Serious Table Flip hasn't made it into the anime yet...

If we all jump on one side, we can flip over the Juan de Fuca plate

Ah, that's where the exfoliation domes in the Sierra come from

It’s not without precedent…

🤣

I prefer to profoliate, to the point of refoliation or even prefoliation if needed.