Chris Rock

Chris Rock

@crockpot.dev

Just a guy. I got some kids. I write software sometimes

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NEW: "Donald Trump was an active participant in Jeffrey Epstein’s sexual abuse of young women during the mid-to-late 1990s," per new House Judiciary Dem report. Report has new allegation that Trump raped a 24-year-old and then promised the victim a visa & NYU admission, demanding she stay quiet.

Hey @puzzmo.com, was yesterday’s first solitaire deal unsolvable? I tried a ton and eventually gave up and did the second deal and it seemed everyone else was in the same boat. Are they not going to be guaranteed to be solvable?

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I don't think people really understand the psychic impact of knowing that multiple times a day every day your friends, family, coworkers, neighbors, and everyone who could ever have any power over you is being flooded with agitprop designed to make them hate you

gwen howerton@kissphoria.bsky.social

i've seen this ad three times already today

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Take a break from being depressed that everything you love is being destroyed by slop for a moment and let me tell you about the beautiful symbiotic relationship between graffiti writers, train yard workers, and model train enthusiasts.

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Reminder: I want to see more @puzzmo.com accounts when I'm on Bluesky! Help me juke my stats, if you've hooked bsky to Puzzmo, but don't have a paid account; DM me your profile link in the next 6 days and I'll gift you a year's sub (The link is in the dropdown when you click on your nav avatar)

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Fandom: A Comics Quadrilogy (2021)

Aaron@ajvark.bsky.social

@beanytuesday.bsky.social good timezones. If I could make a repost request, could you please repost "Fandom"- A Comics Quadrilogy here? If you don't want to that's okay though.

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Some transgender people see only darkness in front and behind them. The current climate is especially accelerating this. Transgender people just want to love the people they love and live their lives as themselves. Let's all join hands and change the world🫶🌏🫶

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RIP Bobby Prince. this 1993 clip of him explaining the Commander Keen menu music is amazing. worth a watch even if you don't give a rip about Keen. source link below.

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MAN: Hello, police? It's a terrible thing, you see, my wife was killed last night, I was hoping you could send someone to investigate OFFICER: Certainly sir, the great detective Columbo is in town. Go and see him, he will solve the case MAN: Ah, I see, very good. Oh, officer, just one more thing,

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yeah you gotta willie horton ken paxton. have the party committees and super pacs run ads explicitly accusing paxton of covering up for a child abuser. “you love your children and would do anything to protect them. so why would you vote for a man who lets child abusers run free”

mtsw@mtsw.bsky.social

the challenge for talarico and dems will not just be repeating this accusation over and over again, but telling the story over and over again, so that voters understand the words "adam hoffman" as a synecdoche for the entire case against Paxton every time they are invoked.

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"Why don't women come forward?"

CNN@cnn.com

The Justice Department has launched a criminal investigation into E. Jean Carroll, who accused President Donald Trump of sexual assault, according to sources. https://cnn.it/4v8Kkwd

New Ferrari is pretty cool looking actually but electric cars can’t be worth that much. A V12 with tight tolerances and a great sounding exhaust takes skill and engineering. Any idiot can put 1k hp worth of electric motors in a car, Rivian did it.