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In the beginning the Messi goals were spaced out by entire World Cups. Then every three games, then every two. In four days we could be seeing a Messi goal every eight hours until they are coming every four minutes. We could witness a double Messi goal within seven days.

Eventually he'll produce more goals than the ecosystem can support, and many of them will die off due to offsides, handballs and other natural, if cruel, causes. Ideally he'll split into several smaller Messis before that happens and each will stake out new territory.