Matt

Refs have got money on the Lions tonight.

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If the Leafs-Oilers score holds, not only will Alberta not be separating but it will become a suburb of Toronto.

Seems like it comes earlier every year. I like the day but the commercialism is out of hand.

Apparently my not-quite-five-year-old niece just knows where the moon is all the time. She might be a witch.

It's a gat dang Disney movie out there

Nationalize the Bioware offices

This place is going to collapse when I go on vacation. No one is willing and/or capable to maintain the freezer to my standards and I assume I'll be coming back to an enormous mess.

(Beastie Boys voice) NO SLEEP WITH BLOODCLOT

Guess who just learned he qualifies for paid time off. Okay, how about who learned that he has qualified for PTO for a while now. Okay okay, NOW guess who has accrued over 300 hours of PTO without even being aware.

Packers, yoy gotta not always run the ball on first down. It is too easy to stop.

Coworker: why did you leave the B out of LGBT? Me: they aren't visible today, please respect their privacy

Piling up money while Tom is on vacation, and it's helping to pay for a kickstarter I'm backing this month, but man, not having consecutive days off for weeks on end has been a killer.

Take this job and

Freddie Got Fingered for Tax Purposes

Suggesting that someone went to clown college is much less effective as an insult in a world where so many people were clearly clown-homeschooled.

Gonna be a few parents out there upset that they got sent to the dump one day and their kids' phones are given funerals.

Almost got lacerated by a snapping baler wire this morning, so that was neat

To whoever left an open, upside-down package of wet dog food on rhe shelf for me to find and have to clean up what I assume is days later: I hope you vomit uncontrollably for the next 48 hours.

Went chasing some colour today.

Q on his way to the Enterprise D

Something very funny about some AI bros meeting with the Pope and being like "Hey you wanna endorse this new god we created" and then being upset that the Pope finds the idea of creating a new god to be offensive.

Yeehaw, Cowboy!

Hey, nice work by the new guys

The Leafs sure do look like a team that played last night

Willie may have to do it all this year.

Leafs zone entries look about as poor as last year

Which player is now the Large Son on the Leafs? Who is our big excitable boy

Does Knies want out or something? I thought he was kinda important to the Leafs. I didn't pay enough attention last year to remember who Marchenko is.

Glad Fluharty got an inning in there. Guy has been important all year.

Getting the kids to help with the dunks. Perfect.

The final ball has been based. The final home has been runned. The final out has been striked.

Charles McAdoo holy shit that's a Big Boy Bat

Now we just need a Varland save to put a cap on it.

Where he goes. What a maniac.

Real good of Max Scherzer to give rhe bullpen a rest today.

We're watching the sequel to For the Love of the Game.

Max is going to empty the tank. He wants the whole game.

Ah, gee. See you around, George.

Coincidentally, I am now scouting several MLB parks for opportunities to release wolves.

Bene Gesserit: "Put your righte hande yn the box" Me [figuringe out wher to put my iced coffee]

Painting a deck and picking apples this afternoon, like some rapscallion from a hundred years ago

An obscure rule goes in the Blue Jays' favour! As soon as they've been eliminated!

The Orioles held the gun, but a hundred other things pulled the trigger.

Well Pete Alonso may have just killed the 2026 Blue Jays

Hilarious goal by Raddysh

They got given an absolute gift of an opponent's starter having to leave way ahead of schedule, and they immediately shit their pants on defense.

A real "Remembering Some Dudes" dude here. Dar Bar Superstar.