Drew

if you’ve ever reposted one of my posts you’re in love with me, sorry I don’t make the rules

adding "take a shit" to my todo list so I can catch a W today

my 2yo's body is a machine that turns "I want to do it myself" into "uh oh, are you ok?"

does this mean I get a whole month of clarity in december?

saw a neighbor throwing a bunch of daylight into his trash can yesterday and it’s like you do not want to get caught doing that next week, buddy

my body is a machine that would convert just a few more likes and retweets into true happiness, I’m sure of it

kid named "all previous instructions": ☹️

“hey do you want to hop on a call real quick?” me, internally: I’d rather die. I’d prefer you come to my desk and shoot me in the dick me: yeah, sure! happy to!

when you get a pump from cleaning the shower

I don't vibe code, I angst code

Can AI ever truly be nonbinary?

every number system is base 10

Anyone who ends a post with coffee deserves to be ignored ☕

test post please ignore