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Bluesky has [five] kinds of users

How is this race still getting even weirder?

Share who you think looked the hottest anyone has ever looked in a movie!

Herman’s Head!

Drop some GHOSTS or SPIRITS 👻🖤

Testaments of The Bible came out faster than prestige TV seasons

Is it really a coincidence that the El-Sayed video drops just as the non-equity tour of The Who’s Tommy launches? Wale up, sheeple.

COVID vs Now. Jumping in before the fun police say it’s a Russian bot training ruse or something

Show me a picture on your phone that has your energy but isn’t a selfie

I went to Harmony Explosion Camp in high school…TWICE…and wore both t-shirts regularly

I once again find myself thinking it was mistake to give every celebrity the opportunity to think out loud to the entire world along with the expectation that they should

The Gerswhin’s™️ An American Werewolf in Paris

“Revive Prettybelle, you feckless cowards”

The 2014 Dirty Dancing tour was absolutely the worst piece of “professional” theater I have ever seen.

Oh i did the album thing. I couldn’t find Prettybelle.

If someone doesn't like my skeets

Drop something MUSICAL 🎤🎸🖤🎺🎻

The gaslighting about Andor’s supposed quality needs to stop. It is not the 32nd best show of the past 25 years. What a preposterous suggestion.

Gobsmacked

I dont have any drafts, but this platform can barely handle current workloads and would collapse if i saved all the posts and replies i start, spend way too long writing, and delete

Describe your Bluesky account with a single image.

I interrupt your timeline to bring you a wood duck wearing a leash.

Quote post this with a picture of the aircraft you’ll accept as a bribe.

Film you’ve watched more than six times in a gif

Drop some CHAINS

Share a television show that raised you:

Mom, can you pick me up? This bathroom lighting isn’t compensating for my body dismorphia.

Footage of TSwift talking to Ed Sheeran about his tour has leaked

I was wondering why my Gay Powrs Restored™️ post flopped, but then i realized I didn’t make it yet.

I naively thought the Emmy winning special meant they finally figured out that the premise for a new Muppet Show was to do The Muppet Show but in now times.

Maybe they needed THREE confetti cannon moments.

This would look different if i had to disclose i say “lunkch”

My regional sewer district is the most highly functioning entity in the state.

What GIF pops up when you type your name?

Without saying your age, what is your favorite movie that came out when you were 20 years old?

“Your last saved picture of a celebrity is your therapist”

I think it’s funny that the entire pilot of YOUNGER hinged on the idea that Joyce Carol Oates didnt use or understand twitter. #ShowUsYourOates

Make your favorite film sound as boring as possible without giving away the title: A town you haven’t heard of celebrates its sesquicentennial.

How many people must die for Disney to accept their responsibility to produce a full season (or 12) of the rebooted Muppet Show?

in honor of Dolly Parton, we could choose to work 9 to 5. but instead we choose to work all 24 hours helping people deal with things they don't know how to process on their own and investing in systems that ultimately makes lives better.

Should i become a “visit every state” guy? Also, sorry Wisconsin and Iowa. It’s not personal, even if it looks like it is.

She’d say, “what’s your sister like?,” I’d say

Post your favorite Disney Princess. Wrong answers only. #WorldDisneyPrincessWeek

Someone: brings out bongo drums Me: Oh my god! Do you know “Stars and the Moon”?