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My Math Jokes

I asked my math where is do I find a pirate's area. She said π rate squared. @docatcdi.com Not tagging this as a bad dad joke, but wanted to share it.

The 7 Dwarves asked me to buy a keg for them, but I refuse to contribute to the delinquency of miners. @docatcdi.com #BadDadJoke

I'm getting old. I need to warm up my arm before celebratory fist pumps. #DadBodProblems #TrueStory @docatcdi.com #BadDadJoke

What's the best way to socialize when alone in a new city? Asking for a friend. @docatcdi.com #BadDadJoke

But what does the fox say?

Today, I think a bot randomly liked three of my posts that were posted a month ago, including this one about how to spot a bot. Whether or not it actually is a bot, it's still fishing for engagement.

Hot take but I always see videos of the butterfly method go viral but I would *never* teach this method and here's why.

Anybody that works for ICE is despicable. They have no excuse. There are plenty of other jobs especially in farms.

I went to the hardware store and and asked, what would be good to kill my ants. Worker: insect or human? Me: insect W: this here (picks up a can of spray) Me: and if I said human? W: same thing, gotta to bash her head really hard tho @docatcdi.com #BadDadJoke

I saw a huge argument between two blind people yesterday. They just couldn't see eye to eye. @docatcdi.com #BadDadJoke

My neighbor just announced he's marrying his fishing rod. I'm skeptical. But he says it's reel love. @docatcdi.com #BadDadJoke

"Physics is Broken, Scientist Says" —headline I wouldn't be surprised to see

#NobelPeacePrize "Activist María Corina Machado wins prestigious prize, despite public campaign by Donald Trump … The committee framed the prize as a defence of democracy, saying it recognises defenders at a time when democracy is under pressure globally." #Nobel ground.news/article/nobe...

“It actually doesn’t take much to be considered a difficult woman. That’s why there are so many of us.” ― Jane Goodall 💙 RIP to a real one. My childhood hero

#HotTake Donald Trump is an evil narcissistic asshat.

Me: Did you know The Biggest Loser was canceled in 2020 by USA? Wife: Yep. BOOM 2024 and the loser was brought back. Me: It show wasn't on the USA Network when I looked. Wife: No, he holds press conferences from the White House now. @docatcdi.com not a #BadDadJoke per se just #BadRealityTV

My neighbor and I were kind of pondering if the rapture would really happen tomorrow. He asked me to check on his dogs after the rapture since he wouldn't be able to do it. I told him since All Dogs Go To Heaven, I'd be happy to care for them from now on. @docatcdi.com #BadDadJoke

Drawing can help make polynomial division easier!

PIN Number ATM Machine UPC Code LCD Display We regret to inform you that his phenomenon has a name: RAS Syndrome. Redundant Acronym Syndrome…Syndrome.

How to spot a bot... #Bot #Scammer #YouDecide

Are people really so stupid? #Rhetorical

What do you call a book club that's been stuck on one book for years? Church. @docatcdi.com #BadDadJoke

I used to love throwing waterfowl at my friends, until they unfriended me, that is. Unfortunately, I never could remember to say "duck." @docatcdi.com #BadDadJoke

Chicago and Illinois Rock salt. This makes me proud to live in Illinois. The city and state are organizing roadblocks with salt trucks to stop ICE. #NoKings #ICE #chicago #NaitionalGuard www.threads.com/@jr._johnpat...

What do you call crows that stick together? Velcrows @docatcdi.com #BadDadJoke

Before the trump era, I used to try go in the Target quite often, but no more. And I'm not going to lie, I don't miss the Target. #Target

#trump #meme #Pres45&47

Watch this if your worldview is the size of a key hole. www.threads.com/@joseph.yoo/...

What it types: Photograph him a normal southern accident species of text is awful What I said: When I talk in my normal southern accent speech to text is awful. #BadAI #SpeechToText

38M! 🎉

If I knew using a pen was all that hard, I wouldn't have got into writing. #UselessInstructions

Sadly, this is my legitimate medical supply confirmation. I wonder if they used vibe coding. #BadCode

My sewing instructor just told me that I'm the worst student she has ever seen. Shit. Wrong thread.

Some positive news for gay parents in Italy. Way to go, Italy. #LGBTQ apnews.com/article/ital...

Why does a duck have tail feathers? To cover its butt quack. @docatcdi.com #BadDadJoke

I absolutely love mental math monday

This is fucking insane. #ChatGPT #AI will be ⁉️capable⁉️ of updating spreadsheets, purchasing ingredients, or submitting expenses. How will it order strawberries if it doesn't even know how many "R"s are in it? OpenAI Launching ‘ChatGPT Agent’—Here’s What To Know ground.news/article/chat...