3DBeerGoggles

When your friends are explaining their latest Rimworld game

I really like this comp I found

Musk : it's full self driving People : the car killed someone Musk : did I say full self driving i meant the driver has to have his hands on the wheel all the time and be ready to intervene <3 months pass> Musk : it's full self driving

One of the retired in-laws in the family spends an inordinate amount of time staring at an iPad listening to what is clearly AI-generated stories read by an AI-generated voices. The stories always meander more than a 19th century author paid by the word and never go anywhere that isn't a cliche.

Something I think should be pointed out is the only reason Twitter has an anti-doxxing policy was because a neo-nazi comic strip artist got doxxed and people were making fun of how much of a weirdo he was, as well as proving he was also the author of an earlier, more obvious, neo-nazi comic.

Tesla unveils amazing jangling keys technology.

I hate this post because it's so stupid it actually made me go on twitter to confirm it's 100% real.

Fellas, is it academic to eat hot chip and lie?

lol

Behold, a man!

Reminder if you are not Palestinian do not say updog

"Be a cool as right-wing whackos claim you are"

Godzilla + Venmo = prosecutor

"All of those people saying Theranos couldn't possibly get those results from a single drop of blood are just skeptics"

...isn't that the same Uber self-driving group that killed a pedestrian due to lackluster safety protocols and proceeded to fold up the entire program as an unsuccessful waste of money?

Techbros unironically turning into Micheal Scott calling anything they hate a hate crime. Seriously though, by this logic saying you can't stand tailgatingers means you're racist against tailgating drivers.

AI Bros beyond satire

We need someone to aim a thermal camera at him and see if we see some overheating servos keeping his ass upright.

The idea of LLMs being used to write books is pretty consistent with the techbro misunderstanding of the world where they believe that completion metrics are the goal. Literature would be better if there were 100x the books. Kids will be smarter if they finish homework in 5% of the time.

The US's official position is that Canada is the big meany, they've done nothing wrong, but also if Canada doesn't do what they're told they're going to hit us harder. Can't wait for their next declaration that salmon live in trees and eat pencils. www.cbc.ca/news/politic...

Nice AI-image-generating tool, but it will never be as great an artist as Onfim, a child who lived in the Novgorod Republic in the mid-1200s and who scribbled these drawings and schoolwork writings on birch bark at the age of 6 or 7.

"why would I deceive you?"

My buddy @c222.bsky.social took this pic of me at PAX West and it makes it look like I'm welcoming you to my dark carnival. "Welcome to my thrillercoaster! The first drop is TO DIE FOR!"

Fuck ChatGPT flyers. The future is broadsheets.

Other day I saw someone using ChatGPT to write their posts for a Steam forums argument, which is an incredible doubling-down of loser behavior.

I was finally able to track down an actual 3-D version of “AL’S BRAIN IN 3-D”… so if you have a VR headset, 3-D TV, or even cheap 3-D glasses, you can now watch this in the way it was originally intended! youtu.be/LKgKQK7tKIU

Silicon Valley deregulation mindset gets you to the point where a space tourist feels confident in telling the world we shouldn't have seat belts on aircraft and that pressure suits are just onerous regulations when you could have everyone pile into a Pressure Closet™ instead.

Artificial intelligence systems do not think, feel, want or understand. Avoid language that gives them human characteristics.