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There will be no raise on capital gains tax in the budget. Burnham was never going to make any meaningful changes to benefit the working class and the only party available that would is the Greens. Instead Burnham will insult your intelligence and go after pricey parking & bus fares

The old line when a manager is struggling is “he’ll be gone by Christmas” With Carrick I’ve said since before the season kicked off that it’ll happen by the end of November. Pretty sure I’ve called it. I think he goes this week.

6th GW of my No Haaland Captaincy protest. (It’s so boring and I’ve been saying for years they ought to make it impossible to Captain the same player more than 1 or 2 weeks consecutively) This week I went for Gyokeres (in for Isak) with Havertz looking crocked. Probably a bit too punty We move 😆

When is the right time to compare US politics to the Nazi era? This expert on Christian nationalism says: now www.theguardian.com/books/2026/o...

I know this will piss some people off but if a woman’s football game between Liverpool& Manchester United can only attract 3400 spectators with tickets priced between £4-50 and £12, putting it live on national television really is a joke.

After 2 long years and multiple delays finally had my hip replacement at just 46 on Monday. Had it awake too which was interesting. Incredibly painful and high as a kite on Oxycodone but think I’m set for tomorrow. Worth a bench boost?

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Watching Calvin Harris pretending to DJ just there was fucking embarrassing. He was basically “Lip-syncing”. Fake performative shit like that should be banned. He filled a full stadium of plebs for him to dance around pretending 🤮 I’m sure they had fun which is the main thing but what a fraud

Lets cut Welfare to fund Defence. Here's the top claimants we need to deal with. Amazon, Google, Starbucks, Meta, Apple, Shell, BP, Vodafone... All these companies pay ZERO tax in most if not all year's. They should be paying tens of billions. End this unaffordable Welfare.

OK… I cracked! 🤣 1st draft! Eze minutes a concern but he’s just so good!

Here’s my Autofill. See you in 3 weeks. #FPL

Oh shit, day 1 and drafts are already landing

This is why you need a Wealth Tax.

Morning 😭

Zohran Mamdani's wealth tax raised $12bn a year in just New York City. It's time to tax the rich everywhere.

Random share: The “Wasabi sushi & bento” brand microwave meals in my experience are absolutely banging and are often £4 a meal in Sainsbury’s with a nectar card. The GOAT lunch if you’ve not made something to take in and if you’ve got a microwave!

Was really hoping the hammers would stay up. Every single one of them need to have the biggest 2nd half of their careers here. I have Bowen so hope he’s involved in some kind of a comeback.

What a time to be alive!

No. The big divide in Britain today is between the rich and the poor. Reform are on the side of the rich. Specifically, rich white English racists who hate the poor and the vulnerable and don’t think they deserve to have rights or public services or dignity.

Play 1 next week: Palmer or Pedro?

2036 points and 164k OR with Bruno to play. Would be delighted with top 100k. All chips spent. I’ve made my 1FT Welbeck>Bowen Fingers crossed! I

Who do you want to stay up? I don’t know if one can/how to, do a poll. West Ham or Spurs? Personally I’m going West Ham. Spurs are spursy for a reason.Terrible from the top down. West Ham aren’t perfect but right now they’re the club I’d rather have a stay of execution.

At 1730 today I believe we will witness the biggest choking in memory.

160k after last night, frustratingly 15 points already on my bench. Really hoping Bruno blanks!

Over 25k clone teams in this free hit week! I’m 1 in a million 😎 🤞🏼 Good luck all! OR 250k

I’m currently sat on this WC with 1.4m ITB I’d play BB in 33 and have 30 players, then FH in 34 and then go into 35 with 3FT. What would you change? OR 480K

“How lucky is the United States that everytime they look for democracy in other countries they find oil instead”- Spain Deputy Gabriel Rufián

Good moaning …..

Imagine claiming to be a Christian, waking up on Easter Sunday, and tweeting this. 25th Amendment now!

What a weird premiere league season.

The BBC are really going out of their way to not call these The Peter Files.

i, for one, am delighted that we finally have a definition of “woke”

New from Bellingcat - Video Shows US Tomahawk Missile Strike Next to Girls’ School in Iran www.bellingcat.com/news/2026/03...

"I said it's quite bold of Nigel Farage to go to the US to side with Donald Trump against his own country. What did I say Roy?" "You said he's a treacherous self-serving sack of shit"

Crackdowns on peaceful protest Support for Conservative benefit cuts Blaming migrants for failing public services As Labour keeps moving right. The question is: How low do they want to go?

I’ll just leave this here…

GTFO Starmer. Not in my name you fucking jellyfish

Hugo VC 👍🏻

Spain built a 385.9 mile high speed train line from Madrid to Barcelona it cost £8.1bn. The UK is still building a 140 mile high speed train line which will cost over £100bn. Who is stealing all the money?

Sir Jim wakes up alone with a sore arsehole and a shitty finger. "An immigrant must've sneaked in and done this," he concludes. #fpl

Jim Radcliffe, owner of a club in a sport that relies on the free movement of frontline workers, funded the Brexit campaign, and then left the UK in 2020 for Monaco, a country inside the eurozone and Schengen, the population of which doubles each day due to migrant workers. What a prick