57ARK 🔆🍉 is TOUCHING MOSS 🍄

Reminder: I am largely offline this month because you all purvey unhealthy brain worms like they're candy, and I'm broke, also fuck all of you. if you need me, holler at your girl, but I'm gonna be spending as much time touching moss/kitties/titties as possible. maybe writing or something.

thinking i might obsessively clean the entire house bc i need to evaporate my consciousness so i stop thinking about this job app 🙃🙃🙃

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O goddess below, in the bloodied, burning womb of the earth, remold me. Remake me. Melt me into primordiality, let my slag float, burn away, so only the beautiful violence of our realm remains, amalgamated with soul and perverted with biological form. May my vessel forever sanctify and honor thee.

jesus fucking christ these goons better fucking hire me, i cannot keep waking up in tears from how anxious i am

do you disavow team rocket

Just a reminder that "male gaze" is specifically an art theory term about stripping women of their interior lives to reduce them to mere sex objects. If you think it's a blanket "this has the potential to make guys horny" you're just doing sparkling gender essentialism

LESBIANS EVERYWHERE RAISE ALARMS

sword woman this sword woman that - your merc company composition is horny and ineffective. while your sword women are hot they lack range and versatility. you need a dyke with a crossbow at the very least. get the mousey one to carry your banner. have the most lesbian one wield a fauchard

maybe i'll just look at whatever sketchy evidence we have of UFO's until i pass out. or cry. or tear all my skin off. or get high(er). or all of the above.

i can't keep fucking up like this. i need a win so fucking bad. i'm starting to forget what it was like to not be drowning all the time. that brief window of time was so... so kind of this world. i wonder what i did to deserve the loss of it. what i'm still doing so wrong as to not find it again.

me n the keebler union bois thinking of makin some interactive agitprop... nabisco elysium type shit

costgoh vodtka

Me: "greasing's seatings!" The salvation army santa doing tax fraud with everyone's money: "ho ho ho, you must be confused, it's "season's greetings"" Me, watching him lowering himself onto his shiny salvation army drum stool and sliding clean off onto the cement: "must be, happy chanukkah"

“Why are all these trannys being so rabid!” I’ve lost and/or quit three jobs in 8 months because of discriminatory behavior against me because I’m trans inflicted by democrats, and I know I’m not alone. We think you’re the enemy because you are, it’s pretty straightforward

just heard the phrase "pocket dimension fleshlight", normal sunday morning in my kitchen

ME AS FUCK

my job? Zookeeper for the remaining Beatles. Sounds great, right, but I'm on Paul and he's just the worst. The man simply needs too many pictures of range rovers to stop throwing his feces at guests. Meanwhile those smug bastards in the Ringo team keep bragging about how docile and cooperative he is

they call me yunger bigge mack

From Evangelical Christians to Rokos Basilisk-pilled AI engineers, it's funny how many people exist out there who are actively trying to bring about the apocalypse. I feel that if you have stated omnicidal intent, it should be automatic grounds for [redacted]

ripping bong with old matches homemade chicken stock in bulk batches push the pantry door til it latches cooked her a feast now i got her face shoved deep into her mattress

wish i could drag this overbearing self awareness and self consciousness out of my brain and evaporate it

"disease that makes you want to break every mirror you catch sight of your face in" and it's just sparkling dysphoria

maoism arc continuing at pace, every landlord will be dishtowels by 2050

Gonna use this one as a thread to post my other older art and such as I go.

It's like this #Silksong #Hornet #Lace #ToxicBugYuri

make fun of this all you like, this is an unmatched smoke spot

What if we held hands under a tree?

if you're in the US military and you joined any time in the last 25 years you actually did volunteer to be sent to die in the middle east for no good reason

Probably the first thing a new administration should do is just turn back on Foreign Corrupt Practices Act. Enough by itself to send a ton of people to jail.

I didn’t even see this had been announced. I was lead writer on this one! And Saber replaced me with ChatGPT midway through development. All the passenger voices were AI too. Either they changed direction at some point or they’re not disclosing it on Steam