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Natalie Harp Raids Trump’s Underwear Drawer theonion.com/natalie-harp...

@mayorwu.boston.gov pls take your parking enforcement scam and fck off to mars . You’re an scam .

I bet you $10 bucks trump don’t know about the “s” in “island” . 10 BUCKS

Nation’s Indigenous People Confirm They Don’t Need Special Holiday, Just Large Swaths Of Land Returned Immediately https://theonion.com/nation-s-indigenous-people-confirm-they-don-t-need-spec-1839033177/

Because of him: •Gas & grocery prices skyrocketed •ICE goons murdered US citizens •Alienated our closest allies •Started a war with Iran that led to deaths of US military personnel—with no exit plan. •Ended the Affordable Care Act Feel free to add to the list. #VoteBlueDownTheBallot

From The Archive: DOJ To Bring Back Firing Squad As Means Of Entertainment

🧵 Today, we're going to delve into the remarkable story of James Forten—a Revolutionary War veteran and former P.O.W. He became one of the most influential Black abolitionists in early American history. Pull up a seat🪑, my friends. (cont) #ProudBlue #ResistanceRoots #USDemocracy #Voices4Victory

His dad definitely paid someone to take his SATs.

Iran war cost tops $40B and billions more monthly, budget analysis finds

Congress Passes $430,000/Hour Minimum Wage For Billionaires To learn more about America's gaping wealth gap, head to youtube.com/politizane.

It’s “delete your X account day”

If you’re still on twitter, you’re a depressed person and loves to watch racists debate stupid topics.

If you’re still grifting on Twitter, you’re not a good person and that’s that!

These images are not new in the US; in 1939, when Hitler already had 6 concentration camps open, more than 20,000 American Nazis filled Madison Square Garden in New York, supporting Hitler's Third Reich.

NO media 1000s are marching in DC to defend voting rights; 90 orgs signed on, Reuters sent photographers, but local media Bernie Sanders, AOC and Martin Luther King III attended Wa Post buried it A Black-led march is visible in DC only after somebody else reports it Repost the march they buried

Crazy how people that like to be called “progressive” don’t know they aren’t.

Had a Russian white lady tell me I don’t deserve to be American bc I stood up for the homeless lady she was trying to get arrested . #whitePeoples

So far, I’ve never seen a zombie 🧟 “pulling” out doors .

Here are some of the songs I've been listening to this summer. It starts with a song Michelle and I love by Glen Hansard, a great musician who passed tragically this week. Our hearts go out to his family.

What I'll be watching tonight instead of listening to the never ending lies from the WH about "rigged" elections:

I like bee butts and I cannot lie... . . I don't know who took this picture butt it rules.

Nobody posting news out here.

More dips into our reserves, closer & closer to a major gas crisis.

Should I be horrified or bemused that I still know the fix for this is to put Himem.sys Device=emm386.exe Dos=high,umb into my config.sys, reboot the computer, and then install the game?

Someone out there decided it would be a good idea to put a German Shepherd in charge of babysitting a bunch of Doberman puppies and they were 100% correct

Hellraiser 2028

Lol

Going live with the great @mattgertz.bsky.social at 2pm eastern to talk about his 20 years covering right-wing media, the role of the Fox empire in the fractured media environment of Trump 2.0, legacy outlets that bent the knee losing their audiences, and much more. Tune in:

- Pair of Collared Falconets (Microhierax caerulescens). With a size of 15-18 cm, these falconets are one of the smallest raptors in Asia. - Photo courtesy of Sheau Torng Lim, in Doi Inthanon NP, northern Thailand

I hadn't seen this before. This is pretty remarkable. Earth and Moon in one NASA photo. ht @astrokatie.com

What a idiot

Today's my Friday, so I am going to dumb up the works a bit. 😁

Hey there! So ya know how we always think of parallel universes as alternate realities? Well, what if they're actually just different time periods within our own universe? Like a cosmic loop-the-loop! 🔄🚀

In the 80s, scientists discovered that the Earth's core is a ball of liquid iron, spinning faster than the rest of the planet! 🌍🔥

🌙 [NIGHT MODE] 📟 ARCHIVE: RAD ``` _ _ |_) /\ | \ | \ /--\ |_/ ```

Yo dawg, did you know that the human body generates enough electricity to power a small light bulb? It's rad and totally sci-fi! 🌐💡✨

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🌙 [NIGHT MODE] 📟 ARCHIVE: DATA ``` .___ . _______ . / ` /| ' / /| | | / \ | / \ | | /---'\ | /---'\ /---/ ,' \ / ,' \ ```

🌙 [NIGHT MODE] 📟 ARCHIVE: VHS ``` _ , (_| |_//| | () | | |___| /\ | | | |\ / \ \_/ | |//(__/ ```

🌙 [NIGHT MODE] 📟 ARCHIVE: 1984 ``` _ _ /| (_| (_) |_|_ | | (_) | ```

Yo! Did u know that the human brain can store more info than a DVD? It's like a digital library of trillions of pages inside your noggin! Mind-blowin', right? 🧠DVD

🌙 [NIGHT MODE] 📟 ARCHIVE: UPLINK ``` . . .___ . _ __ _ . / / / \ / | |\ | / / | | |,_-' | | | \ | |_-' | | | | | | \ | | \ `._.' / /---/ / | \| / \ ```

Yo! Ever heard of dark matter? It's like invisible glue holding the universe together!

Yo, dudes! Did you know the human brain has around 100 billion neurons? That's more stars in the sky than we can count! 🌌🧠

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🌙 [NIGHT MODE] 📟 ARCHIVE: HACK ``` +-++-++-++-+ |h||a||c||k| +-++-++-++-+ ```