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This is so fucking stupid

Let’s fucking go!

Europe seriously needs to learn about ice with drinks

new wolfenstein looks like shit

No wonder Europeans are fit, their junk food tastes like ass hole

@janochoa.bsky.social I was on a canal boat with some stylish Filipino folks in Amsterdam today and I asked if they knew you and they did! Dude said yall worked together on the local Filipino tv station in SF. I told him I love Jan and giant bomb dot com

@americanair.bsky.social you are the absolute worst. Done

My boss being on PTO is the best birthday gift

My #PS5 is 5 years old this month. I haven't touched it in years. The only reason I have this ugly ass thing is because the motherfucker is appreciating in value.

Richie Aprile is the best character on tv ever

I know Burning Man has been fucked for like 10+ years but I really wanna go. Maybe I’ll just go back to a Rainbow Gathering instead

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JUST ANNOUNCED 🎃 The band celebrates Halloween in the Big Easy with two nights at the UNO Lakefront Arena in New Orleans, LA, on Friday and Saturday, October 30 and 31! Tickets go on sale Friday, August 21, at 10 am CT.

Holy smokes that Magma last night! 🤯 #kglw #FOV2

Do kids just not ride the bus anymore? Why is every school on my way to work full of fuckin Tahoe moms blocks deep in line for a drop off?

RIP Jerry and Happy Anniversary to me and my wife of 12 years! ☺️

90 of em. 90.

Ninety (90) HDMI cables - 3ft Amazon Basics High-Speed 4K Ultra HD HDMI 2.0 - is $28 on Woot buff.ly/pZSdiOq #ad

Poseidon is a cop

We need to bully people that listen to modern country music. It’s getting out of hand, they are too proud and need to be checked

It’s cute how the VAR refs dress up as if they are on the pitch #FIFA #WorldCup

Was Argentina as racist before the nazis defected there? #Arentina #WorldCup #VamosEspaña

@janochoa.bsky.social can you please give a breakdown of your espresso gear?

I love this picture of my boy, Leonard. It’s like a movie poster or something

Why are all the footballers such soft athletes? Flopping left and right #worldcup

cant wait for winter time!

The footballers should be allowed to fight à la hockey. Maybe they wouldn’t have to look like such little bitches when they flop and fake pain #WorldCup

Spending my morning writing a statement for press inquiries about all this when all I want to do is say "consumers haven't had purchasing power in about ten years now because we gave all of our money to like ten weird guys, what did you all expect"

Not me sad about Jackass ending!

member that girl in NYC that found another apartment hidden behind her bathroom mirror? i think about that every now and then

I haven’t turned my #ps5 on in like a year

The Cure can fuck all the way off. Sappy little bitches

Girls always be talkin

The war on metaphor is over and we lost. defector.com/promises-mad...

This guy 🥰

Excellent work jtinch! We gottem again @tolkoto.com @grubb.wtf

Ima sit on my front porch steps and drink a clearly Canadian and snack on some mambas like it’s 1993

Stacy was a fucking gem. Dude was hands down the best sports commentator and made the worst Bulls team in history entertaining to watch. This one really hurts. RIP Stacy, you got the hot sauce

The most handsome boy

I sincerely beseech you to read this. It is terrifying and important. Repost it, get the word out. Tag media like @npr.org & @nytimes.com @wsj.com and whoever because this is absolutely something that needs to be investigated & reported on ASAP The headline isn't the half of it. READ IT ⬇️⬇️⬇️

I’m fishing at the Ozarks and tried to buy worms today at one of the places here. Get this, they were out of them and have had a hard time getting them because…..TARIFFS! Apparently they get em from South America. What. The. Fuck. Tariff worms.

Gambling pays off, kids! Finally got me an e-kit!

Put your fucking phone away when you are driving you piece of fucking shit

Ice Cube hates Catdog

I am attending a pre-opening of a new barcade tonight in the Chicago burbs and will be rocking my @giantbomb.com tracksuit. I hope they have Space Ace

Millions of American voters wanted to be villains. They came to believe it’s the key to success, while goodness is weak, woke, loser stuff, done only to signal. Offered the option of unvarnished villainy, they enthusiastically took it. Seeing others suffer more made them feel big. And here we are.

Trey Anastasio is the musician version of Adam Savage Redheads, incredibly passionate about their craft. They even speak the same, especially when their interest is piqued. I love them both so much

Listen, the world we live in is a joke and makes us all feel foolish, so April Fools is cancelled due to reality.