Adam

Telling people it’s a SIGINT product derived from National Technical Means but I really just be in my office with the lights off hittin up the Ouija board.

urinalysis officer training video called You Can Pee Everything

one phone is just to support my algorithm (seafood boils, chili dogs, raccoons, and civil war reenactors)

Is a hot dog counterintelligence?

Girl I was getting to know said I must be up to no good because I had two phones

I'm not the kind of person to say atodaso, but you know what? Atodaso! I fuckin' atodaso!

You Can See Everything

there may be friendly countries, but there are no friendly foreign intelligence services

Pretending I don’t have to go back to a pile of bullshit tomorrow morning

Issuing an It Can Only Good Happen finding

if u see me out no u didn’t

Harp and Hound vibes are off we need Irish rebel music asap

the white boy yearns for old whaling bars

My dad just casually dropped he needs a new liver. Family is so fun!

she called him papi one time and it was over

UConn out here cummin’ at the CUM bowl

My sources are telling me the Southwick Jug has arrived in East Hartford.

The diner in town had their card machine go down. The waitress said “I always see you. You can pay next time you’re in.” I am officially a New England townie.

ChatGPT what is the ideology of the bad guys from Air Force One

They have The Siege on Amazon Prime Video this is not a drill