A Major Turbonerd

All right I guess I'm sort of back but only until I can't take it any more again

Guys only want one thing and it's a diverse fleet of amphibious platforms suitable for the assault of contested shores.

Delta Seatback Experience is going great so far

urinalysis officer training video called You Can Pee Everything

trip report: he new D terminal sky club in Atlanta is quite nice also they are playing instrumental "manamana" from The Muppets

My pal Danielle Koenig shared that her father Walter Koenig passed away last night at age 90. A performer whose kindness and warmth shone through the screen. He will be well remembered.

good lord

Another chicken meets its most noble end

breeding the next generation's "kids going no contact with their parents" crisis right here right now

I had a really fun day taking my kids to the fair today, so can someone tell me if anything actually big happened or if it's just the standard above-average "everything sucks so bad" background radiation vagueposting

whenever I wonder if I'm doing okay with my life at 42, at least now I'll know that I'm not this guy

good news folks we are back up to 50% hat readiness

this IS a cool site but unfortunately it is also how I just now learned that Meridian had a horrific racial workplace shooting at the Lockheed Martin facility here back in 2003 (the relevant wiki entry probably deserves a content warning tbh)

if we're complaining about Mass Effect: it's fucked up that the guy who's in charge of all the Reapers is named Harbinger and the guy who's supposed to open the way for the other Reapers is named Sovereign

this, THIS is what god intended airbnb to be

this is correct

I had to go on Twitter to confirm this was real because Ship Awesome Games In A Weekend having a hand with six fingers was so on the nose I was about to pass out

Video games has decided to discontinue its once leading product, the video game

my penultimate CFT is complete and I lived, bitch only 2027's fitness test cycle stands between me and retirement

catapulted that ball forward with his MIND POWERS

first kids camping overnight is done and a success in that we did not have to bail out but man let me tell you, "mid 40's" and "upper 30's" are NOT the same when it comes to an overnight low temp particularly when the state's under a burn ban

I should rewatch Farscape

I just woke up crying from a dream about the end of the world so maybe I do have some anxieties I need to deal with

is that good

If you’re wondering what the vibe is going into the midterms the New England fall fair I went to today had a crochet guillotine for sale.

just got an automated marketing email informing me that my 10 Domino's points are expiring this week and, you know what, I appreciate the optimism. for 20 Domino's points I could get a free sauce cup!

I took two good pictures of my kids on the front yard this morning and so I am back to wanting a better camera again

for the first time in over a year I can now eat foods that are cooler than room temperature on the right side of my mouth so this was worth it

who's ready for me to do the crossover event of the year

I grew up a Packers fan but, look, I grew up a Packers fan in northern Illinois in the 90's. A Chicago icon in the truest sense of the word.

mike ditka used to have a branded resort in kissimmee florida and there were lots of staged photos of mike ditka hanging out in it. i will post a bunch of them now. sorry for hte low resolution these are from like 2008

Sex so good, the dead speak! The galaxy has heard a mysterious broadcast, a threat of REVENGE in the sinister voice of the late EMPEROR PALPATINE.

Looking like Hurricane Isaias will roll into our well-inland town as a disorganized depression and, buddy, same

1+15 in the dental chair getting a filling replaced. Happy Wednesday!

after two months of regularly doing gym it appears I have switched to my "existentially weary" phase

This Weeks Editorial Cartoon: Hiding in Plane Sight https://theonion.com/hiding-in-plane-sight/