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me trying to rub any media that will distract me from the state of the world through my scalp straight to my brain

"During mitigation proceedings on Tuesday, the defense counsel argued that Sei and the victim were genuinely in love when the offense took place." She was 13 at the time.

Politico wrote up Zohran playing basketball with the uncovering-a-big-scandal tone the same day the NYTimes wrote up "credible allegation that The President of the United States raped a woman" as a political strategy story. Broken media in a nutshell

begging scmp columnists to have an ounce of self-respect

me after three nights in a row with social engagements

HALLOWEEN

"everything here is so clean!" = an army of elderly / migrant contract workers brought in by some third-party company paying them the minimum wage of like US$5.50

the guy hits a game-tying homerun in the world series and they go and put him in a hoobastank music video

’get busy living or get busy lying flat’

定于一尊, one supreme authority, is finally quantified. I analyzed all People's Daily articles mentioning 讲话 (speech) since 1989, and found when Xi speaks, it's usually important (重要讲话). And he is increasingly the only important voice on the Politburo Standing Committee.

Over the last 10+ years, I have occasionally noted that Interrogation Chairs are readily available on Taobao and other platforms. (Sometimes even resulting in them being taken down for a spell). Today is the 1st time I've seen them marketed as home eldercare to prevent falls.

mandark be like

to the tune of ‘a long december’: www.scmp.com/news/china/p...

guy who goes to yoshinoya for the iced coffee

Remigration in action:

literally less than a week ago an hk pride event was cancelled because the venue suddenly became unavailable

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the ucp:

a series for the ball-knowers, by the ball-knowers

Incredible use of the format

a pangzai-themed monster truck would indeed go hard

guy who only watches the nfl and monster trucks: www.scmp.com/sport/hong-k...

it's going to be pretty funny when deepseek somehow deletes the northern metropolis www.scmp.com/news/hong-ko...

[August 2025] From singers to unions, from international NGOs to authors, it can be tough to find space in Hong Kong - in the figurative and literal sense. In full: hongkongfp.com/2025/08/17/t... Photo: Kyle Lam/HKFP.

iirc, doesn’t the first one end with the supposed corpse in the middle of the room (who is actually jigsaw) rising up from the dead and walking out of the room?

the editor-in-chief of the scmp thinks this is vital to hk’s economic future

A 62-year old woman with "potential symptoms of schizophrenia and delusional disorder" was sentenced to 3 months in a maximum-security psychiatric institution for sedition, advocating to overthrow the national gov't and restore British rule to Hong Kong www.scmp.com/news/hong-ko...

allan zeman in his “world’s most famous paedophile“ halloween costume

Did not expect the Dodgers to completely lay an egg in the postseason. Cannot possibly hate the Brewers. What an odd sensation. Enjoy your Brewers vs Rays/Guardians World Series, MLB. Really helps your case in the upcoming labor war.

my eighth grade basketball coach, commenting on my offensive decision-making:

the reality, as this article highlights, is that a great number of hong kong's foreign domestic workers are already working as full-time carers for the elderly, and the government's scheme does nothing for them

Recommended the novel 'A Visit from the Goon Squad' and got asked back if the book is about self-pleasure, and I thought, that's actually strangely perceptive.

the increasing marginalisation of lgbtq (and migrant) rights groups in hk in the time that i’ve lived here is genuinely hard to overstate. and we shouldn’t forget this when people like chow chung-yan praise the securitisation of public life here.

Hong Kong Pride event axed due to 'booking overlap,' marking group's 2nd consecutive venue cancellation In full: hongkongfp.com/2026/10/15/h... Photo: Screenshot via @hkprideparade on Instagram.

when you have to figure out a way to measure a 194-year old tortoise’s nocturnal erections

*with tears in my eyes* would

a cajun-inspired turnip cake called robert geaux