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SNL should make Katie Zachariah a season-long bit where every week she gets fired from a new job. Press Sec this week, preschool teacher next week, barista, pipe fitter, just keep it going.

@Grok, is this true?

Whenever I want to learn how to win, I seek advice from the biggest fucking loser I can find.

The Business Plot en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Busines...

Lindsay Graham after finally convincing a president to bomb Iranian school children

As soon as we figure out how to stop space from being a vacuum, we’re in business

Did one of those movie grids. #moviesky

It’s almost as if replacing real people with tools fundamentally incapable of real thought causes unintended consequences. Weird.

I mean… this is the FIRST time he attended the dinner as president during historic unpopularity and THIS happens? I’m not a big conspiracy fella but COME ON.

Imagine me posting an image gloating about Republicans losing the VA referendum

2 weeks ago I gave a talk at Microsoft about how understanding tech is less important than understanding people and I used the Metaverse as a negative example.

You didn’t say pretty please before committing war crimes

This piece of shit has the audacity to colonize Puerto Rico and then call a native Puerto Rican a “fake American citizen”.

They’re uggos www.theatlantic.com/ideas/2026/0...

These fucking losers…

Already this year I have tickets to see Trauma Ray, Glixen, Knifeplay, Lucid Express, Julie, Fleshwater, and both nights of Slide Away NYC w/ HUM headlining. Already a 10/10 concert year.

This is why Nicki Minaj called JD an assassin. He’s been posing as Erika the whole time waiting for the right moment.

I was raised in a very conservative religious family and we had a TV Guardian which was a device that would read the captions, mute the show or movie, and replace the bad words. I grew up watching the Jerk Van Gay Show

Happy How The Fuck Did I Get On So Many Goddamn Email Marketing Lists Day to all who celebrate

Put Trump in a room with a handsome, charming person and he melts. If we can get Hasan in the Oval Office somehow we’ll get universal healthcare.

I’m glad Spanberger won and I’m extra glad that I’ll never have to vote for her again.

Cheney eats it on the day a socialist elected NYC mayor? Good day.

Lots of people trying to get me to care about this but I couldn’t possibly give a fuck. Tear the whole thing down.

Three AM PagerDuty Alert

It’s #LetterboxdFriday! #LastFourWatched

#LastFourWatched All I want to talk about is how good Gene Hackman is in The Conversation.

Not exaggerating when I say this is the first time I’ve felt hope since Bernie’s Nevada win in 2020

If you see this, quote this post with a movie from the year you were born.

So, basically “you didn’t say Simon Says”. I wish when the chips were down and it was time to stand on principle, we had one (1) leader who pushed back with equivalent force.

LAPD shown here employing their Mossad Journalist-targeting training

Big sale at Dr Frankenstein’s Torch and Pitchfork Warehouse

Five favorite black and white films: The Apartment Dr Strangelove High and Low Persona I Am Cuba

Where do we defeat fascism? That’s right: in the marketplace of ideas. #imSTILLwithher

The very fact that there are jobs where the pay can be slashed in half and the guy doesn’t immediately quit means there are people who make way too much money.

An INVERSE correlation? Wouldn’t that mean the more fluoride you get, the higher your IQ?

Well now I have to go to Slide Away every year

Just watched the latest episode Everybody’s Live with John Mulaney and he had Ayo Edebri, Tina Fey, and Conan O’Brien on but when Chuck Tingle called in, I was like “THE Chuck Tingle?!?”

Crazy that JD Vance killed the Pope to divert attention away from that second Signal chat

Okay, fine. I’ll watch Conclave.

VA flag is based as hell

I worked at the Marine Corps University when Gorka was there. NO ONE respected him. Everyone thought he was a joke. And his head is freakishly huge in person.

Before Trump? No dickstorms Under Trump? Dickstorms Thanks a lot, Jill Stein.

Obama coming in hot! It’s like we’re at a Yemeni wedding.

If you see this, post a game with a 10/10 soundtrack. The soundtrack to Florence is joyful and heartbreaking and hopeful and just flat out beautiful. Just a piano, a cello, and some occasional percussion.