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Everything reminds me of her. I swear, this never happens. I am sorry for the disappointment.

Hmmm...

About to fuck the pussy of....whatever the fuck that part of America is called!

@weatherishappening.com Wow...weather really is happening

Looks like the Mid West is about to get fucked.

@weatherpeens.bsky.social

America is well and truly fucked.

A stiff breeze

😮

That area is looking to get some mediocre pressure

the storm getting hornier than we thought

Damnit, my wife asked why I’m laughing so hard.

I should call her

Bachikawawa

Think.

12:30pm CDT YOU SHOULD CALL HER

🥵

America has been getting fucked since Jan 20th, now even the WEATHER is getting in on the action!

not Florida as the asshole

www.spc.noaa.gov/products/out...

That's what happens when you let "Big Balls" run the National Weather Service.

The writers have really run out of material.

PNW has BDE.

Rude to call it a broad

WAP - wet ass phorecast

They called me the Enhanced Risk in college.

The orange area looks like it will get quite wet.

Yep. America's fucked.

Oh, man, I've seen this one. Skip to 17 minutes in. Trust me.

Turns out *I* am stored in the balls

America is so caught up in everyone's sex habits, it's got the weather all hot and bothered.

damn look at the size of that mississipussy

Oh. Oh my

May there be white water rapids tonight

Oklahoma is just the tip.

Someone just discovered something about themselves

We are going to have a baby america.

Someone ban this sick filth

also, June 23, 2016

A similarly notable convective outlook from May 15, 2013

Paging @weatherpeens.bsky.social

I name this Storm... Daniels

So that's why it's so wet here in Colorado...

Waiting on the sharpie viagra edits

We get it. America is fucked.

Awkward and probably gonna be loud.

This is a direct result of NOAA layoffs. Storm maps now being made by those 19 year old DOGE pervs.

Not the New Madrid Seismic Zonussy

I had to look at the image for like 2 minutes before I realized it, ahaha

It's touching tips with Texas

HERE IT CUMSSS