Adria

"Hey Adria, what are your politics?" I'm a radical centrist, just like my hero!

HEY DICTIONARY DOT COM, maybe let's not credit this guy

Clavicular doesn’t deserve this ego boost.

There comes a time in every reactionary politician's life when he must steel himself, insert a nasogastric tube for unclear reasons, put on his bravest grimace, and give the weirdest thumbs-up anyone has ever seen.

RE: Eagles

This man is owed an apology. The special teams are light-years better than when he was there and they're still dogshit. One of the more unfairly maligned eagles in my lifetime.

Gabe Newell when asked how he wants to expand his race team:

Jay-Z picking himself to be the SB performer in a city that is antithetical to himself, during a time in which he is a legacy act, is the most Jay-Z move possible. Fuck that guy.

Certainly a choice to do your personal induction MID-GAME as you're losing to fucking Dallas, as your HC is clueless, your OC sucks, and your DC is seemingly checked out.

Once again: Literally any game can go any way. I could be convinced we win 14-10. I can be convinced we lose 50-7. I could be convinced we win 50-10. Any game can go any way any time.

GO BIRDS, FUCK THE COWBOYS

go birds fuck dallas

It is very funny Carson Hocevar is probably a 3 time cup winner if he gets drafting help, but he doesn't, so he's just a 1 time cup winner.

Yissss

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if you need money on the line to care about sports youre a fake fan

We could conceivably have, at the same, time, racing each other: T-Pain, Ty Dillon, Denny Hamlin, One of the Deegs, Danny Stockman, Jimmy Blewett, Carson Hocevar, Ed Bolian, and Vanilla Ice. Someone will die.

The Cleetus McFarland 2.4 Hours of LeMullets (crown vic race) driver list is one of the most deranged things I've ever seen

How it feels trying to write personal statements:

Man, if he starts to suck any more F1 is going to ask him to be the grand marshal of the race in Las Vegas.

Watching my first Empty Box video in a hot minute and... he's showing his face??? I don't like this. He looks very normal and I Don't Like That.

Now fucking arrest Mark Zuckerberg

Never thought it would be a Larson *win* that would have the internet looking like a Stop the Steal rally

Can't say I've ever seen a Crown Vic run interference in a hot pit like this before. Looks just like the Piggly Wiggly parking lot right after church.

Lula Goes HARD

Bolsonaro the Elder is checking into another hospital just to feel wanted.

That was a 10/10 NFCN Comedy Hour sequence.

Nobody lifted. They just all got disorganized and aerodynamics happened.

Austin has an in-N-Out now if she wants her only shot at a double double ever

I'm still in awe.

I have Max, so if anyone wants last lap spotter audios (I am too lazy to turn off hardware accel unless something properly suspicious comes up), let me know. Here's Stenhouse:

We had almost 6 full minutes of replays for one crash, IDK if I've ever seen that many in one shot.

Brad Smith tier of hit for Herbst. That's just an AWFUL lick.

Either A) We're not acknowledging the regular pace car had a problem or B) GM has invented a Corvette that can go from a Corvette to a truck.

What is going on with the pace car???

It pains me to say this but it'd be really funny if this RFK strategy works out and it was all because Brad was just like "we're costing 30 seconds of track time to save 4 seconds of fuel?"