Andy

Honestly can't believe his heart didn't immediately explode after getting Hussein'd by Obama.

Blue Wave is coming

Protect your safe places. Bigots can get fucked. They are attention seeking grifters that just foment distress and harass people. #BAONPDX www.reddit.com/r/Thorns/s/j...

Playing 82-0 and drafting nothing but Blazers current roster

Last year a trick-or-treater hit me with "umm actually I'll take nothing" in response to my Reese's-heavy bowl then suggested I get butterfinger. So sorry to any kids with peanut allergies but my offerings this year are his fault.

Oh that's a good vanity plate

I saw Al Horford play when I was in college and am watching him in the NBA now. I graduated in 2005.

after you read the name i have to insist that you keep going until you get to his handle

Just got out of You Can See Everything at a too-fancy theater where the guy sitting next to me was eating a steak during the movie. A fun exercise is to listen for when people laugh. And go see that damn movie.

Just got an ad that started with "Have you seen that viral bedframe". I can't think of anything more insulting than someone trying to convince anyone that there is such a thing as a viral bedframe.

This was such a great answer from Abdul El-Sayed about his previous criticisms of President Obama.

360 no scope headshot

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

Everyone hates you bag guy

It with Tim Curry debuted on network tv. The spider specifically haunted me.

@jonbois.bsky.social not watching football

I was a lifelong Cubs fan until after they won the World Series and they became a bandwagon team and the magic was kind of gone. Well folks, the Cubs are back.

The Titans won't score another TD all year

ROCKY DANG TOP

14 feet of sunflower is too much for a windy day.

Sometimes you come across people who like their own social media posts and realize that they're the saddest people on earth.

This one might go to double-OT

a catch is when a possession consists of at least one football move, unless there is first intent that can clearly be observed. the if the intent is observed concurrently with the possession, the ball carrier must first establish zone in space. zone in space is an acquiescence of one's football self

HUGE EXCLUSIVE from @bloomberg.com Inside the US ‘Kill Chain’ That Destroyed an Iranian School Pentagon investigators discovered that flawed intel, outdated imagery & overreliance on AI contributed to a missile strike that killed 123 children in Minab 🎁 www.bloomberg.com/graphics/202...

I'm sorry for my breathing I am trying so hard to not laugh

Not only did I meet Robert Kraft, I worked for him. His kid Jonathan asked me to “remove the black music” from my gameday playlist in ‘94 & I refused so they fired me. I was the cheerleader director at the time.  I sued them for wrongful termination and won. So yes, I know that motherfucker. 

If my party were up shit's creek in the upcoming midterms, I don't think I'd spend the two months leading up to the election doing nothing just to protect this stupid asshole.

Okay everyone is talking about The Who but the president has the theme to the Undertaker on his playlist. Like just casual listening. And it could be playing when he croaks.

Please don't post about the emmy winners some of us prefer to find out by reading a local news article tomorrow

D'Oh Nix

It's fucked up that Stephen Root hasn't won awards for everything he's ever done. Shame on Hollwood.

Give the Platypus Trophy to Oklahoma State

In Massachusetts, we have a responsibility to protect the vulnerable and stand up for those who need it. We don’t throw trans kids under the bus for political points. We protect them—and all of our neighbors—because trans rights are human rights.

I have forgotten every Jonas Brothers song in the middle of hearing it

BREAKING: The MAC has reversed its position and is fighting the Big Ten's extra 1 second for Michigan. "The established replay protocol requires that the game clock displayed on the program feed be used in determining whether time remained."

Went birding

IT HAPPENED. IT FINALLY HAPPENED. OH MY GOD IT FINALLY HAPPENED. THE PORTLAND TIMBERS HAVE SCORED A HAT TRICK IN MLS. #RCTID

every one of you who wasn't alive for the 2000 election, this is exactly what it was like

Storming the field after cheating to steal a win from a MAC school should be an automatic bowl ban.

the clock is expired and nobody has touched the ball. this is ridiculous!

A GAME-WINNING HOME RUN ROBBERY HOLY SHIT

I get why the Blazers moved him but Jerami Grant is official Blazers Legend.

The Clinton Street Theater in Portland has been showing The Rocky Horror Picture Show weekly since 1978. Tonight, the theater held a special memorial for Tim Curry.

Shoutout Auntie Whispers

I've been to Rocky Horror a few times, but the first was for my friend's birthday. The show was September 14th, 2001. It was sparsely attended but enthusiastic, and my friend now has played every major cast member and hosts drag shows. I can only imagine how many sexual awakenings Tim Curry caused.