Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt

i think it's fair to say that this was worth the wait and you shouldn't ask who was responsible for why it took so long to edit. everything is fine.

Postseason position player pitching

The only funnier thing than a Brewers-Rays series with low ratings because they are small market teams would be a a Brewers-Rays series with low ratings because they are small market teams that only goes four games.

I think one of the more important skills you can have in 2026 is knowing when someone is performatively using progressive coded language to argue for something that is fundementally not progressive because they can claim a perceived moral high ground.

They're letting me kill somebody with a sword at this. I don't get to pick the person but I do get to choose from a couple different swords.

courtlistener slow as hell this morning is this your fault @clapifyoulikeme.favrd.social

Why doesn't the larger country simply eat the smaller one?

Someone should write an article with this exact same title about trying to make a living posting photographs of their stitched up balls.

If the name doesn't rhyme with separation idc

C-tier Gronk

That's why you hire an attorney who worked for you in private practice as AG. Trump is his entire book of business now.

...Assumption #4 has been driving me batshit, yet no one seems to realize it: if you're worried trans ppl might potentially harm your Dem candidate's chances, then YOUR CANDIDATE MADE A BAD DECISION! so why not join us in trying to get them to reverse position? juliaserano.medium.com/on-democrats...

Jair at home glumly drinking a caipirinha through his nose

Link to the full episode downthread. This was a blast. The recording, not the movie, which was uneven. @stephenking.bsky.social as an actor was a highlight. I was so young when I first saw it, I was stunned when he appeared on screen.

It's really important to pay attention to the fact that Lula beat the fascist candidate not by compromising and trying to meet fascist voters in the middle, but by sticking to his guns, promising prosecutions for election interference, and mobilising his own voters to turn out in greater numbers.

Someday I'll steal this sign and make the minor alteration.

Losing on an Aaron Rodgers scramble is the ultimate humiliation.

It wasn't this but ...

He's Not The One You Kill

Make-up hive, I need help finding a medium-to-full coverage foundation that is matte for HD cameras, no shine, or please suggest a setting powder to help combat shine.

Your average Milwaukee couple

darkwing duck-looking ass RGIII

Damning with faint praise; he secured the starting job because the next man up is Shedeur Sanders. His future is dependent on a willingness to take a massive pay cut to play for a bad team.

IfI am reading this correctly, I am going to wake up early on a Sunday, get on a train, join a bunch of Saints fans for breakfast football in the West Village, go home miserable.