Andy Gaffney

Andy Gaffney

@agaff.bsky.social

'Semi-retired' football writer. I only have time to tweet bad opinions.

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Andy Gaffney
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Plug us into your ears this morning. COYS.

Dr Tottenham Podcast@drtottenham.bsky.social

E279 Web Duster (Spurs 3 Cov 1) 3️⃣ Three Points At Last 🎯 Maddison Bullseye 🤕 Injury Management 🩼 Deki Return 🏐 Marmoush Scores ↔️ Subs Impact 🇮🇹 Tonali Everywhere 🟦 Chelsea Preview #COYS  #THFC  Audio: open.spotify.com/episode/1V6i... Video: www.youtube.com/live/KxL0v0Q... #COYS  #THFC

Andy Gaffney
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Almost feel like a proud dad to our Tottenham son. Football doesn't have many genuine, pure moments but Harry is one of the good guys. Relentless in his pursuit of glory & accolades whilst constantly undermined & devalued by people not fit to wear his boots. He's one in a million & one of our own.

Andy Gaffney
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Whilst we rightly celebrate the grifters and fascists losing in other countries, sadly we still have a long way to go over here. So much of our media is balls deep into the right-wing bukkake that Nigel Farage puts on.

Alex Andreou@sturdyalex.bsky.social

BBC News just interrupted its coverage to go, live, to Nigel Farage - a man with no contitutional standing in our setup - responding to the budget - a document which nobody has seen yet. WHY

Andy Gaffney
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It's a wonderful time for those of us who hate fascists. But the fight isn't over yet. Thoughts and prayers with the BBC News editors at this trying time.

Andy Gaffney
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I can't stop thinking about Jude Bellingham ending Gabriel Jesus' career with that bit of skill which led to Madrid's winner. Insane.

Andy Gaffney
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Odds on Thomas Frank becoming Palace's new manager and returning to our stadium next week? Trick or treat? That football terrorist should stay hidden in Rudd's wardrobe.

Andy Gaffney
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This is where I roll out my line about the manager not being the problem but also not being the solution either. Although what exactly the solution is at United I don't know.

Andy Gaffney
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Send in your questions. Enjoy every second of this feeling for as long as you can. COYS.

Dr Tottenham Podcast@drtottenham.bsky.social

Join us LIVE TODAY at 7pm UK (3pm ET) on our YouTube channel here www.youtube.com/live/XVwa3We... as well as on our Facebook page and X feed. Three points at The Bridge. The RDZ era is up and running. Join us as we discuss a Chelsea win and much more. #THFC   #COYS

Andy Gaffney
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I am ready to take in every bit of content on Spurs this week. Podcasts, articles, bozos with YouTube channels who chat absolute bollocks. Give me it all.

Andy Gaffney
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Every single one of them was brilliant. From RdZ to Ben Davies. Super happy for Mathys. He gets a lot of unnecessary stick but he's only 21. That would have been huge for him and his confidence. Fernandes unstoppable. A few rogue passes and touches aside, he was a class above. Huge for him too.

Andy Gaffney
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Gallagher! I've not always been his biggest fan but he didn't put a foot wrong when replacing Madders. Ran his nuts off (standard) but dragged us further up the pitch. JP and Micky have never had an easier night. Dealt with everything. Tonali was like an Energizer bunny. Relentless. Everywhere.

Andy Gaffney
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Kudus fantastic at holding the ball up. Needs to be a bit braver when facing up to his marker but helped keep us camped in Chelsea's half. No excuse, bar injuries, not to start with Fernandes and Tonali going forward. Those settling in issues were nowhere to be seen & look like a £170m duo. COYS.

Andy Gaffney
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I actually thought Tel was pretty damn good that half, although I know plenty just nod along to whatever Neville says. So were Spurs to be fair but this is the one fixture I refuse to have any hope in. When it finally happens, I want to be surprised. Until then I expect the worst. COYS.

Andy Gaffney
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Chelsea can't play through us or out from the back. They will only score from a mistake. And whilst we are taking plenty of risks, it's largely been worth it to bypass their midfield. Still, again, I know how this story ends.

Andy Gaffney
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Andy Gaffney
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The BBC love cutting jobs yet continue to employ Kuenssberg and Mason, both of whom are largely responsible for people moving away from their news coverage in droves. Nor are the aforementioned duo ever likely to appeal to the Tiktok generation the BBC claims it is so desperate to impress.

Andy Gaffney
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Inject all the Spurs pods into your veins — especially this one. COYS.

Dr Tottenham Podcast@drtottenham.bsky.social

Join us LIVE TODAY at 8pm UK (3pm ET) on our YouTube channel here www.youtube.com/live/KxL0v0Q... as well as on our Facebook page and X feed. Finally three points in the bag. Join us as we discuss all the talking points from yesterdays game against Coventry and much more. #THFC  #COYS

Andy Gaffney
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When you look over at the other place, it really does make people become overly negative & upset about everything. You would've thought we lost 3-1 at home to Coventry judging by the reaction. I guess outrage sells but it feels like such a sad way to 'enjoy' the things you love.

Andy Gaffney
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These fellas are devastated we actually won a game and that makes it even sweeter. We've had way better matches this season and had nothing to show for it. Tonight was messy but they ran their bollocks off. It was all about winning. At any cost. Just to begin removing that dark cloud. COYS.

Andy Gaffney
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We've scored and we're winning which are absolutely massive positives. However the system isn't really working. No width unless Kudus or Robbo hug the touchline and it's made the midfield very, very congested. Wonder if RdZ takes off a defender to make that midfield a little more solid.

Andy Gaffney
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Most have played okay but aside from an excellent recovery tackle in defence, Marmoush has to offer far more than he did. Tonali and Gray are running machines but it's a risky system to play when/if Coventry break, as they can quickly bypass our midfield.

Andy Gaffney
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Everyone thought RdZ got it wrong against United and it was the *right* XI. The one today looks a bit mental, and our squad is as fragile as Ming vase, but please just smash this lot, Tottenham. COYS.

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Who can honestly say they haven't launched into a racist diatribe or fantasised about bathing their grown up daughter after being 'provoked' by someone listening to us?

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Aaron Lerner
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As pretty much everyone has been saying, it strains credulity to suggest that the rulebreaking simply stopped in 2018. That's simply when the 115 charges investigation ended.

Sam Kunti@samindrakunti.bsky.social

All a bit 'awkward' this weekend in the UAE. Alfie and Erling Haaland are now homeowners in a City-branded development in Abu Dhabi. Pep Guardiola calling the city his second home.