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What word starts with e, ends with e, and only has one letter in it? Envelope.

DUNE: PART ONE was released 5 years ago today. Acclaimed as one of the great science fiction films of the 21st century, and among the best of director Denis Villeneuve, the making of story is as epic as you would expect… 1/62

A man on a dating site sent me a message saying, "Wow, your gorgeous, how come your still single?" "It's spelled 'you're'," I replied.

Honkasaurus says SMASH THE DATA CENTRES #art #kaiju #NoAI

Um Netflix? 😂😂😂

“We’d been at a rave all night, me and Jimmy [Cauty], laid on the beach … He had a massive hangover headache. So I said, ‘Well, can we just take the drums out?’ ‘Go on then.’” No sounds are out of bounds — how The Orb brought ambient house to the masses:

What did the bat do when he didn't know the answer to the teacher's question……..🤔 He winged it. Hahaha 🦇 #dadjokes

I accidentally smoked the catnip & my cat got my weed… Now the cat is raiding the fridge, & I’m rolling on the floor playing with a mouse toy.

I would probably get my shit together if I knew the deadline

I've only just discovered you can now get Viagra tea bags! They don't improve your sex life, but they stop your biscuits from going soft...

FIGHT CLUB was released 27 years ago today. Acclaimed for its study of consumerism and male identity, and among the most popular films of director David Fincher, the story behind the movie will have you breaking its first two rules… 1/46

PULP FICTION was released 32 years ago today. A cultural phenomenon on its release, and the movie that catapulted the career of writer-director Quentin Tarantino, the tale of how it came to be is the Big Kahuna Burger of making-of stories…. 1/67

My doctor has advised me to stop drinking. It’s going to be such a big change for me. I’ve been with that doctor for 15 years.

🍂 🍄 Autumn Positivity! This collage was put together with suggestions from our Partisan fan club members and is a snapshot of people past and present who bring a little joy. Free postage and signed versions for all Partisans. 👇👇 coldwarsteve.bigcartel.com/product/good...

I’m never donating blood again. When you arrive at the blood bank they just ask too many questions… Whose blood is that? Where did you get it? Why the hell is it in a bucket?

I'm dying laughing at how the cat has conformed to her flower shaped bed today

What type of bees produce milk? Boobees.

Living Alone, Paco Yao

What do you call a bee that can't make up its mind? Maybe.

Boobytrap spelled backwards is Partyboob. That is all.

“Upon release, SAW II seemed like something that had crashed to Earth… Haunting, forlorn, yet oddly poignant, it conjured subzero climes, poisonous atmospheres, and worlds where humans had never set foot. And yet, there was something irreducibly human about it all as well.”

Maple colour, 2019 by US painter Erin Hanson #WomensArt #AutumnWeek 🍂

What’s the difference between a dog & a marine biologist? One wags a tail & the other tags a whale.

'The Pond' by Dee Nickerson contemporary English painter who explores themes of living in the countryside #Womensart

As I get older and remember all the people I've lost along the way, I think maybe a career as a tour guide wasn't for me after all.

What happens after a particle collision takes place? Why do we need so many collisions? What can they tell us? In this three-part series, named “Particle collisions”, we address all these questions, and much more. 🔗 Watch the first episode: youtu.be/SqqLN0LgYdg

Research has shown that men think about sex every sex seconds!

You know what 50cent did when he was hungry? 58

My wife ran off with the guy next door. I'm really starting to miss him.

Essential oil people: Which oil would help to calm down my family??? Eucalyptus? Chloroform? It’s chloroform, isn’t it??

Marg Dier, Embroidery artist traditionally trained at The Royal School of Needlework, UK #Womensart